The Spoils of War
"What's this I hear about a prisoner?" asked the dark blue wyvern. "A real treat!" replied another dragon. "What do you mean?" "I mean come and we'll show you!" So that was that. It wasn't long until the two were walking out of the tent and...
Castle in the Sky
Crumbling stones, rustic walls, A floating city that never falls. Oh, serve thy lord that lives within, Live no moment of chagrin. Light that guides us to that course, Thy king's actions know no remorse. Knowing all, learning a passion, Eyes...
Epic Rap Battles of SoFurry. No. 1 Doow Vs Rawcaw
At the top of the totem, my rhymes still the most potent, despite my refraining from language so unpleasant. men like you who are corrupted and defiled, with such dangerous rhymes you should be exiled.
An Endeering Stripper
Dancer started to sing a song in time with the music, rhyming with words that would’ve made dickens wince.
Through the Looking Glass: Chapter 3-B
._ _"what, is it something like horrible rhymes or something?" she asked._ _"oh, yes," replied the bear, chuckling a little more than before. "they were pretty bad..."_ _rouge rolled her eyes, wondering what banjo saw as a bad rhyme.
Porn in the Style of Emily Dickenson
I took your load three times last night-- A feat of magnitude You texted me and I just laughed Cause you were in the mood But--really--who was I to think My hole was still too tight-- You said you'd take it nice and slow Unless I tried...
The Second Law - Part I
rhyme was so flustered by the return of pain and pressure to her loins that she simply broke down into sobbing rather than pure rage. "i'll try... gah..." "good girl, rhyme. just like that."
Underwater Defender
Underwater defender By ephemeral\_dreams Slicing through the night, floundering with no might Splicing through my emotions, wandering with no sight Mistakes long forgotten but never forgiven for. Lakes long polluted but never frozen solid ...
To Be a Brother
Everyone needs a friend, someone to adore, But to have a brother means just a bit more. In times of heartache, sadness, or of gloom, A brother will be there to help see you through. Even if he may be near or far, Just to know he's there no matter...
Rhymes with Gallus
"Ugh!" The blue and yellow griffon rolled onto his back. "Rrrr, not this crap again!" He complained in a hushed tone. Gallus, who slept on the top bunk, called "Sandy? You up?" The green earth pony on the bottom bunk just mumbled in his sleep, "No...
Roads Untraveled - Part XXV
I forgot about rhyme though, so..." "gods damnit..." ari gave up on modesty, only for rhyme to freak out and curl up into a fetal position behind her.
An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)
We won't bite although that could be a lie i'm running out of things to rhyme oranges. shit.