Deervourer (not my writing)
He observed people occasionally going over to pet and take selfies of themselves with the reindeer. “perfect!” devourer said to himself, and made his way to the enclosure.
Chapter 2: The DJ
She activated the front facing camera and pulled him in tight for a selfie, whispering "you just came a gallon in my ass." a split second before taking the shot.
Milo & Ikarsi - Accidental Summoning, part 3
After setting it into selfie mode, he wrapped an arm around the canine and flashed a peace sign, grinning. “smile!"
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Pounds (Commision)
"piece of crap technology, i'll be damned if i'm getting myself one of them selfie sticks." as if by providence, the apartment door opened, signifying the return of jasper, the bull's slightly more mobile, 600lb boyfriend.
Commission Zone: Dragon Milk
The creature held his uphone back up, brushing a hand along the scales on the back of his head and snapping a selfie. "i call my fans 'kobolds'!" ray tried to avoid grinning. a streamer. good.
Cruising in New Carnaval
One rowdy coyote with a deep texan accent started arguing politics with his brother or cousin, only for one of their wives to chastise them about going to a restaurant reservation on time, but not before taking selfies in front of the trickling water fountain
Best in Show
"just take a selfie." "i can't get my paw far enough away. that's how _epic_ the hat is." "balloon." "kody?" said field. the rabbit looked in the mouse's direction. snap! "heh, props, mouse man," kody said. "but did you get the hat?"
"The Gift": Daniel's Storyline, Chapter 7.5, Ending
Looking down at it, i pulled the photo free from the frets and looked down at the off-centered selfie; it had definitely been taken at the cafe with me sitting, surrounded by emptiness... only, as i looked closer, the picture wasn't so empty.
An Otter Body Experience (Latex Otter TF)
Being me i took a few selfies in the mirror, getting a bit risque as i struck some poses that complimented my new body.
Catch of the Day
A white tiger flashes his toothy grin and makes a peace sign in his selfie picture. his bio reads that he is a twenty-eight-year-old male. he works as a lab rat, is safe, and wants to make new friends. "perfect."
Kitty's Conditioning
With that the mouse left the bathroom as slave kitty pulled out his phone, turned on the selfie camera, and started recording "i'm a good kitty, i'm a good kitty, i'm a good kitty..."
Happy Tree Friends Oneshots ch. 4
His way of marking people with whom he slept with are selfies he takes while they're too exhausted to notice. "and toothy, your partner will be..." teacher splendid paused for a second realizing he had left toothy and truffles.