Filled by the Pharmacist

There are days I can make it through a trip to the grocery store without being pulled aside for a bit of private use. Today wasn't one of them. It was still early in the afternoon, so the aisles were mostly empty as I went over my shopping list. A...

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Hooking up

I stood outside the hotel, unsure whether I wanted to venture in or not. Normally I didn't go in for the online hookups, especially having one or two friends with benefits around, but every now and then everyone else has gone to bed and it's 2 am and...

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Closer than Brothers

Some people say you have to work hard to make it in this world--that work is virtue, and poverty is a sign of laziness. On the other hand, one of my economics texts pointed out that the higher-status and the higher-paying jobs tend to be _less_ manual...

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Remote-Control Pork

The university music building looked empty from the outside. I snuck in through one of the side doors, hoping none of the musicians had started assembling yet. I caught myself sucking a tusk--silly nervous habits--and tried to focus on more effective...

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Filling a Tank

It was one of those days. You know the kind - you come home after a long night out, you're tired, you're sticky in various places and covered in another guy's smell. Yeah. One of those days you come home alone. I turned up the speakers all the way,...

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Can't Keep It In

I had taken to sitting in the front when I had Chemistry class. Now, don't get the wrong idea: I'm not aiming for teacher's pet, and I'm not exactly the most eager student. I sat in the front of the class because everyone _else_ sits as far back as...

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A Night on Rumblr

I was getting tired of the lonely nights. My roo had been traveling out of town again, and my otter had taken up the experiment of working graveyard shifts and was apparently making bank cleaning up late-night plumbing emergencies. They both insisted...

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Pliable and Compliant

Tonight was another night to spend alone at home. I'd been spending most of my nights with Rockwell, but this weekend he had a business trip to Detroit and I couldn't get away to join him. He always kept things pretty intense for me, so really it was...

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Sausage Breakfast

Musky lay in bed between his mates, the chubby skunk sleeping between the chubby otter and the chubby kangaroo in a king-sized bed that barely held them. It was good of Rockwell to put them up in such a fancy hotel for the weekend to visit him as he...

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Discipline

I never wanted to be paired up with Eckhart. He reminded me of the Fat Lazy Cop stereotype and I hated him for it—I'd made up my mind that if I ever came to outrank him I'd raise the fitness requirements for his position till he was knocked down to...

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Wereslut

If there's a common thread in many of the stories I hear from weres about their experiences, it's the terror of that first time. Sometimes it takes them by surprise—imagine just going about your evening before your body convulses and starts to sprout...

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Before the party

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me--as usual-- - seven swans a-swimming, - six geese a-laying, - five go~old rings, - four calling birds, - three French hens, - two turtledoves, - a partridge in a pear tree, - and no return...

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