The Rule of Four (Defunct)

After all," he said, hiking a thumb at the lapin in his lap, "i hang out with these two fruitcakes--" _"hey!"_ the twins yowled together.

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Clarity - Epilogue: The Future, Past, and Everyday

"...a fruitcake, penn?" "a deluxe fruitcake, even. thought it'd be appropriate for the occasion, with you all gathered here." "'scuse me? you, uh... tryin' to make a statement, or...?" "hm...? ahh, right, context. context is key.

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David's Day Off (re-upload)

God no..............to be honest, i'm more fruity than a a whole damn fruitcake at christmas."

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Fun with Bolt and Penny 6: Sticky Situation

"the guy makes fruitcakes. it's actually kinda cool." "well, that's nice. i think i heard something about him at the supermarket." mom thought for a moment, tugging off her reading glasses and twirling them between her fingers.

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! Chapter Six

"oh, for the love of fruitcake!" lena groaned, and sprang into motion. her lithe elf form moved supernaturally fast, with grace no mere human could ever achieve, leaping up to land on the wall, her body parallel to the floor.

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The Santa Trap

With anybody else, i'd be kind of shocked that they'd managed to cook a fruitcake in my home without my knowing it.

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Christmas at Joe's

Christmas angel, or christmas fruitcake?" "for now, i'm going with angel," jean said after a moment. "order up!" the unseen cook called. she headed behind the counter to pick up frank's plate.

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The New North Pole

"one fruitcake hot cocoa." the barista said in a flat affect that was almost a monotone.

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No good deed Chapter 15: Goodbyes and Begginings

Edda pulled the carriage closer to pet me between the ears, and gave me a wrapped up spicy fruitcake. the boys were next, gave me a fist bump and half a box of cookies. bob sniffled and rubbed a hand over his nose , and wiped the snot off on his shirt.

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Yule Cat is Gonna Eat Ya

Look, you made me drop my fruitcake." the woman picked up her tupperware container and peaked under the lid, "good, it looks fine."

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Crime Scene

"because, maybe, he's a fruitcake?" "is mrs. glover available?" he jerked a chin toward the front of the house, where i knew the living room to be. "in there." "i'm going in to talk with her." "i'll take you in."

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