Five Limericks About Unicorns

Five limericks about unicorns by bunnyhops ~~~ the myth of unicorns is ponderous not believing is just preposterous i've seen them in zoos on multiple views oh, wait, that's just a rhinoceros ~~~ unicorns are all but extinct except

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'Lordy, The Rings!' or 'Geno and the Spider'

He had possessed sauron's ring for countless years, before losing it to marcel's uncle, bilbo, in a contest of dirty limericks. ever since he had hunted for 'his precious'.

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To Search & Rabbit Cam

Five couplets on a baudelairean loneliness, and a three-part limerick on a rabbit who loves the camera. ### preamble i've found that during the holiday season, for some, loneliness can feel more intense.

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Fakeman AMA

Want to engage in conversation from anything between idle banter and limerick competitions? let's do this!

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Naughty Noa Limericks

Tonight, i felt like cobbling together some naughty limericks. ...i took the low road. the last two based off a recent story upload. :) lapin, for all of their sass would throw parties of a moral morass.

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There once was a fox from Lansing

This is a short pseudo limerick about a fox who loves to dance! there once was a fox from lansing, who enjoyed his ballroom dancing. he dances so well, his fur starts to smell; but he goes right back to prancing!

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Ballbusting poetry

Feel free to chime in with your own creations in the comments :p --------------------------------------------- **limericks** there once was a quiet young shrew who pissed off a fem kangaroo.

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Exer-sex

#4 of lime-ricks and rhyme-licks a dirty limerick about the benefits of exercise.

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A Limerick for Domhnall.

#4 of poetry another limerick i did. this time, for a friend. there once was a domhnall gawain who came to play in the rain he fell in a puddle and lost his best muddle and ran to that country named spain

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Degeneracy & Desk Job

A load of rambling, a free verse on free verses, and a limerick about an odd kind of desk job. ### preamble there's a saying of which i'm fond: "don't ick someone's yum."

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Flowers of the Lily Nymph 1

And just like any poetry, it can be a beautiful sonnet, a bawdy limerick, or discordant trash. within the ranks of the fey is the lily nymph.

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