Chapter 15
You've got me picturing something, and hopefully it doesn't... cause my nether regions to awaken as that would be a very awkward boner. it came into my head and i don't want to dwell on it because it _will_ give me one.\> "what in the world. you two.
What You Mean to Me, Chapter 20
When was the last time the twins, your leafeon and vaporeon, hadn't trapped you between a rock and an awkwardly erect place? absol and luxray licking themselves clean, oh how you wanted to see those tongues licking something else clean.
Evolution of the Xenomorphs Ch 13
My sub-consciousness has filed in female xenomorph genitailia to my "finds attractive" list and also to the "release extra testosterone now" protocol, and then followed closely to the awkward boner stage.... speaking of which....you've betrayed me.
Full Moon
Well, now whenever i am around bruce he pops an awkward boner- which isn't something he normally would do so his owners definitely noticed. i just shrugged it off and tried to play it cool.
CHAPTER 12: A New Occupation
Besides at this rate tyrell and i will have to help you with the house chores because we took up all of your time," tyberius declined as he shifted his awkward erection in his pants. "i am willing to help her," tyrell volunteered quickly.
The Champion of Ylot: 3, Crossing the Border
He was treated to the uncommon sight of half a dozen straight men getting awkwardly erect to the sight of homosexual intercourse.
The Best Gifts Don't Come From a Store - Chapter 1 - (Christmas)
It was only when he reached the main throne room that he had to shake away the memories, or else he'd get a rather awkward erection that he was sure would end in another crack on celestia's throne.
A wolf in the frat - 10 - Reaping what you sow
He gave a quick glance at the entering occupant who stood like a statue with a gigantic awkward boner. the taller man gave him a genuine smile. "gay, i see?" the man rhetorically said. "that's none of your business, fucker!"
Commission Zone: Sisselixer 2 (Finale)
A black studded belt wrapped around the outer front of it to help hide any awkward erections. "chastity must've had a hand in this part." jeffi muttered, as he started trying them on. "oh hey, there's a hole and strap in back for my tail.
Grrlfriend Experience (Parts 1 to 3)
Bertie found that, awkward erection or not, he was growing far more comfortable around hir than he would ever have imagined.
Give Us a Twirl
Food's almost here and i don't want to be answering the door with an awkward boner. as if summoned by my thoughts of potential embarrassment, the buzzer sounds. jenna heard it as well. "still naked!"
The Missing Lynx, Part II
The panther was almost grateful that kira had insisted on punching him in the groin this morning - the lingering sting was just enough to ward off an awkward erection. but only just.