Ricebrew Log 1: The Spy

drunk sex bisexual character with only a single heterosexual sex scene a random "i'm so badass look at me, i'm cooler than you" character inserted for no reason. obnoxiously obvious plot twists horrible attempts at humor my name is jiao ricebrew.

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Well That's One Way to Get Your Rocks Off Before Class

"you still obviously enjoyed it, even if we were a bit drunk." "fuck you!" "no, my sexy little friend, you will not fuck me, quite the contrary, in fact." he lowers down and presses his muzzle against mine.

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Nothing Like a Bro Hug

Then we'll get home and have us some good ol' sloppy drunk sex." "right, right...moving in together..." my vision was blurry, my eyelids heavy. gradually, the sounds of the surrounding patrons flowed back into my ears.

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Cohabitation - May

I hung out with the group, got drunk, fucked, did anything i could to try to get rid of that pit of emptiness.

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Digmon: The Outer Reaches - Chapter One: Needs

It will still be fun to get outrageously drunk, fuck a random guy and get pregnant. weird really... she had always wanted kids... even though she probably wasn't even capable of having any yet. maybe it had to do with the way she thought about herself...

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Sheath and Knife:Snow Daze part 5

drunk sex ain't fun dude, trust me, you really miss out." alex pointed at foxdayle's face..."now i hate you....frozen block of ice....mmm....bitch." nicky whips took one of alex's arms as chesher the korgi came up. "need help getting him out?

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Scarred

"hey milya, can i ask...a-ask...ass," sheena said, starting to stutter before hir words started slurring like someone drunk. "fuck you mistress?" shi said, hir tone suddenly turning subservient. "it would be my pleasure mistress!"

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Rise of a Troopa

Getting drunk, fucking girls?" ethan asked. jax smirked. "almost... getting high, fucking dudes." jackson replied. ethan's eyes widened about as far as they could go, his groin stiffening a bit. "r... really?" he whispered. "wanna listen?"

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In The Mood for Some Futtbucking

Aiden ended up to the big wolf's small apartment and they had some nice and only semi-drunk sex that reached its climax in a good knotting as the wolf buried his fleshy cock into the geeky bunny's tight little ass.

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Haggling

He made sure to have the bed rocking until the headboard was slapping the wall like they were a pair of college drunks fucking at a frat house. and she just couldn't' keep her coyote mouth shut anymore. just pure bitch noises.

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What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book II: Chapter 16

Not like anybeast gon' miss that drunk fuck anyhow! point is, i tried ta kill 'im, it went south! tried ta kill 'im again, went south again! so now here we are! ...ye all know why i did it--no, why it _has_ to be done! don't ya see?

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Mandarax Fucks and Eats Mahiri

A rational mind might have panicked, but her musk-drunk, fuck-dumb self could only shiver. she vaguely understood what it meant, but she couldn't fully grasp the true meaning of it, even as he slowly turned her over to look up at his slavering jaws.

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