Another Brother

"It's not sneaking you in! It's like, I dunno, carrying a genie in a lamp. You can take stuff in without having to disclose everything!" A trip to the movies was usually like a huge day of indulgence for the three of us, me and my brother and my...

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The Rookie's Catch

I always said my nose would never steer me wrong. I'm a beagle; we're born to scent things out. There are a few life paths where a sense of smell will serve you well, but I always wanted to join the police--all the stories about good cops when I was a...

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And Be Merry

It's hard to guess, sometimes, the things a fellow will do when he's under a curse. I mean, there are the obvious kinds of curse--you turn green, you turn into a chicken, you start thinking it's a good idea to get your lunch from the midden--but...

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Yasha's Visit

I told Dad he didn't have to come pick me up at the airport--I'm a big boy now and I've been doing more than well enough to afford a cab to his place--but he was excited enough for my arrival that he came anyway, the older tiger greeting me at the...

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The Naughty List

Like most days where it was too cold to even _think_ about making dinner, Mattock and I were at the local all-you-can-eat Feed Trough. It had been snowing for most of the week, and our waistlines were starting to show it. Thank heaven for...

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Becoming the Toy

I started out by telling people I'd been in an accident. It was the only explanation that didn't entirely freak people out, aside from a few _very_ intimate friends online who knew the real truth: I hadn't lost my good arm in an accident--I'd had it...

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The Hog's Head

Another night in the bar, another blind Internet date. All right, another attempt at a hookup. The slimmer young man sitting opposite me had moved as far away from me as he could manage while still sitting at the same table, and the disdain on his...

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Drinking from the Firehose

One of the side effects of having a big snout is that it's easier for you to take in the smells around you. Sometimes this can be good--as my waistline can attest, it makes food smell better. Sometimes it's a little more of a burden, like when you...

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Broken In

“You look like you're ready to be broken in, fucker," said the message from a guy who had definitely not earned the privilege. I'd spent most of the pandemic offline from the hookup apps for the obvious reason and I was starting to think I should've...

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The Castoffs

It was just starting to snow when I got to the mall, just a few minutes before I was due to service one of the vending machines. Business had been unusually brisk this season, and the machines had all been in place for a few years now and were starting...

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Game Night

I'd been starting to wish I'd never signed up for urinal duty. I mean, it's still a kink for me--it turns me on to no end when I get my order to kneel and serve my roommates--but sometimes there can be too much of a good thing. Said roommates had...

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Musky's Lucky Day

The trouble was that Rocky was very _good_at mind control. If you weren't expecting it, he'd just slip in and take over, and you wouldn't even notice; and if you didn't notice, you wouldn't even think of resisting. Sometimes he played with a light...

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