Frodo 5: Rupert
'unfortunately,' said rupert, 'nature's not that well developed, so you might need this -' he smeared lube around the pup's anus '- because cucumbers don't come with lubrication.'
Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth
Drawing the cucumber out of his throat, he grabbed his smartphone and searched for 'horse cock.'
The Perfect Lover
She lowered the cucumbers back over her eyes, and talked on the phone again. "i'll call you back." she hung up the phone, and then all the towels, the mud, the cucumbers, and the phone vanished.
Vibrators, Not Voldemort
cucumber." "what the fuck kind of food court has cucumbers?" alex leaned over, kissing her forehead, then gently directed her gaze with a paw. he nodded toward the small, seemingly abandoned sushi counter. "cucumber rolls."
Learning the Ropes (Part 3)
"well at least its not another cucumber..." katee said sarcastically. "what does that button do?" the small, egg shaped object had one black button. chelsea pressed it- \*bzzzzzzzzz\* "ahhhhhh!"
Spa Parlour - Slow Day Appointment
"and drink some of the ineffective but refreshing cucumber water?"
Alternative Swearing
Also he would lose out on the cucumber, yogurt and ice that he had used to make it. she felt like she should get a refund and was extremely hostile about it. you quite frankly wanted to shove a cucumber up her ass.
Dreams: Chapter 3
In a large salad bowl, combine the romaine, onion, olives, bell peppers, tomatoes, cucumber and cheese. 2. whisk together the olive oil, oregano, lemon juice and black pepper. pour dressing over salad, toss and serve.
Daddy's Girl
My beautiful cucumber doesn't bring home fledgling drop-outs." "stop calling me cucumber," alura muttered. yasir scratched at his head with a talon, apparently mulling over their familial dynamics. "thank you, sir.
"The Thin Line," Part F
I've done a kip in those cucumber frames, and they can be nice and warm after a blizzard. aye, they don't make officers like the old days.
Chapter 1: Dem Green Hoez Ovah D'ere!
She found a weird plant that looked like a bush of white cucumbers and snapped one off, before plunging it deep inside herself.
Lonely Oak Chapter 81
Hannah, your turn: cucumber." "cucumber," the glider spoke rapidly. "c-u-c-u, m-b-e-r. cucumber." "very good. lyza--do you want a quick break honey? you're having to spell quite a lot, now." "no." she said, adrenaline in her voice. mrs.