The strange contrasts of Ms. Dixon
Craig, one thing us hillbillies is taught from birth; never trust the rich, powerful, and to respect our elders. since you believe me to be a hillbilly, then i'll explain it to you."
Roll in the The Hay
hillbillys do in the hay... ~"oh, damnit!" moaned the kangaroogan loudly, his voice reverberating thought out the large barn. "come on now. relax for me, baby." whispered the big blue tick hound to the male lying below him. "fuck!
Charlotte's Visit: Part One
"and you call us hillbillies." "i'll be in the closet!!!" ghoti fumed. "now go put on a shirt!!!" they were all gathered in the library and the bat pointed a claw in the direction of the bobcat's room with adamant force.
A New World, A New Beginning
"maybe if i am lucky i can pull off some hillbilly engineering on the one engine that sputtered out" rolling his eyes as he said this. jason hated getting creative in repairing old engines but in this case he had no choice.
Twisted Tails from the Mountain
With the clutch gone and now a bunch of psycho hillbillies shooting at me, i found it far better to just run my sorry ass as far as i could get and prey that they were not good with moving targets.
A tale of two worlds - Chapter 6 Issues
#6 of a tale of two worlds (p.s later in the chapter there will be some intentional spelling mistakes, don't comment on it i am not some hillbilly fool who can't speak in a fully correct way... no offence to any hillbillies actually reading this.)
Bewitched
The hillbilly shop owner who is completely self-sufficient. what a wonderful tale." the stout man waved his hands in the air in mock awe. “i didn't think i would be apprenticing under a man who prefers playing around with magic to running his shop."
The Dogs: Not Exactly Night I
Bligh was his first love, that unadorned hillbilly rawness the exact opposite of being a polished little lightfoot prince…but he was convinced bligh was straight, and had long ago put away those quivers of want, for he was too scared – _afeared_, bligh would
Daisy and Boss: 14 - The Mare with the Mouth (Part one)
It's like the beverly hillbillies! how far out of town does this girl live!?" danielle hardy peered over her sunglasses as boss made another turn off the main grid onto the gravel road that led them to the bridge by daisy's sub division.
Three In the Morning
_i hear one screw session between deborah and my sister, and now i'm an incestuous hillbilly?_ even as he thought that, though, his breathing picked up again, and calvin shook his head. _i just need sleep, that's all. sleep and to get laid.
The Hollow Silence, Part 3
Brock had asked her to bring him a printable story, but now it seemed that the obvious headline would be: _ denver journalist attacked by strange hillbilly and his mutant mutt.
The Day After, a Were slice of life story.
I had worked hard to get my degree to avoid being barefoot and pregnant in some hillbilly's home, and now i was going to be… “it's not your fault, janice."