The Interpol Files: Full Moon Menace

I am going to be killed by someone who uses bad puns!" "ok, now am angry." the werewolf said, just before lunging at sly and bentley, but then suddenly falling down flat on his face. "ow! what's that thing in my back?"

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Blood Red: Chapter Seven: Old Faces (part 1)

I said slowly, also leaning back against the door of my cell; "i even made a couple of bad puns about you...often involving you dressing up as a cereal mascot." "well, i guess us criminals have to find some way of entertaining ourselves, right?"

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They call me Toby

And with that the news cast laughed that monotone laugh they always had for their bad puns and quirps. "now on to a more recent, and large subject," he laughed touching heavily on the large part.

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Red stays up late

He said something about fertilizing her garden (apparently in the scene he was some sort of gardener and there were a lot of bad puns) and the squirrel mock protested again, saying something about her husband.

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Risque on the Ripper (Rimba Racer)

Tag reached into the emptied glass cup to pull out the ice cubes with his fingers, then set the glass back on the worktable, going straight to work in order to distract from that bad pun. the effects felt almost immediate for him.

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One Little Game

bad puns just weren't as much fun without other people to have to listen. the kitten returned a few minutes later, climbed up on a kitchen chair and tossed an ancient looking box onto the table.

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In His Rags

It's a bad, bad pun, based on the fact the name federica rhymes somewhat with "amica", which means friend. 7) "roma, roma, roma/ heart of this city".

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Spyro and the Sun God: Chapter 11

"you know," spyro turned his head back, flat-staring sparx, "you should work with those bad puns."   sparx shrugged, his arms in the open "sorry, couldn't resist."

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Awakening in a New World

The scoutmaster gave a big cheesy grin, and jeff winced hard at the bad pun.

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Vectorium - Part 01

**\>\> mature** for impending bad puns. you have been warned. it was another stormy night in vectorium city for kal, but thanks to a new game at least he had a distraction. who could have known it would be such a transformative experience?

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Chapter 1: Injuries

#2 of fox and falco: the sly encounter authors note: this series will contain rather graphic acts of solo and group homosexual acts, so if thats not your cup of cream (rather bad pun, i know) or if you are under the legal age to view this stuff, then click

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