(Furry satire) Joining the furry fandom
"because of this, i am gonna be a lizard, and if you don't like it, then haters gonna fucking hate. i don't need to conform to some standard like everybody else. i am gonna be who i am. i am a scalie. goodbye!"
Waiting For You
Zak was the homo hater, and i was the homo, and the fag, and the dog fucker even though my special dog did most of- nevermind. "oh nothing fur fucker," he chuckled as he stopped a few feet infront of me. 'what do you know!
Smokin (Story only Version)
And i don't like haters. so don't hassle me.
Chapter 10
28th, 2:41 pm i felt myself lulled awake by the sun shining through the car windshield and the radio playing some song about haters
A New life in a New Body: Introductions
You are also a very big hater of the law that executes fury's and furry advocates." "hell, enough about that. we found you because of the governments interest in you. so automatically that makes you top priority.
Prologue To The Animan
#1 of fantasy stories this is the prologue to the story i'm making called fantasy(due to the possible fur haters it had to just be called fantasy than fur fantasy) i'm still working on the stories.
Zoorama Issue 1
Will miners and yiff haters, please stand up and leave. i repeat, will the miners and yiff haters, please stand up and leave. thank you. also, i would like to note that the following story is not mine.
Dragon's Pride 1
Why the hell an eccentric human sorceress would sacrifice herself just to make the leader of the once dragon hater city become a dragon? it makes the condition even worse."
Hypnotized Love - Part IV
"and i hear you are still being a hater outside of my home. bad boy." smack! simon's cock was rock hard as he was now extremely horny. "m-master . . ."
A Fated Reality-Chapter 19
Aurora, being my foreva-pokemon hater, crossed her arms and glared at me. "okay, little miss i-hate-sajuan's-guts, tell me why mister and the kids are acting weird." she smirked at me when she gave me an answer. 'simple.
The Best and Greatest Sequel: Pron Harder Damnit!
They were totally tentacles, because no porn is complete without tentacles, because they are the best damned fetish ever and anyone who tells you otherwise is a lying squid-hater.
Big Changes Part 7
I have told him to tell haters to go blow it out their air hole (a hater being someone with no ideas on how to make his writing better and just rants), so please don't be a hater.