Quick Kills No.2 The Parish

The little girl and the priest, sheesh, there's a bad joke hook if i ever heard one, were left stunned. walls of walking fire and dead stood as an aisle toward the only way out, blocked by a devil.

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Domino Falls Again

"just a bad joke." "good. you know when a sense of humor has no place." "you said no jokes, mistress. prey must not question predators, if they have any desire to live." the dalmatian nodded.

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A Shadow among the Shattered Path (Episode One)

The others surrounding leone erupted into laughter; quickly turning into a simple minded pack of hyenas at a bad joke. the real mistake was when the thug put his filthy paw on leone's shoulder in an act to pull him close for the lustful deed to ensue.

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Busty Bull

"sorry, bad joke," smaugson sighed, as trample shut the door behind him. smaugson chuckled, glancing around his destroyed office. he didn't envy the janitor tonight.

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Chapter 2 - The Last Day

I thought about all of us sitting, laughing at bad jokes in three hours' time. everything was going to go smoothly and perfectly until we went to sleep tonight. i checked my watch: 3:25.

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Rugby Balls

"nah, i've got needs too," the rhino allowed, "but lucky for me, i can get off _and_ keep you from making bad jokes." adharc stood and showed his might when he lifted desmond by the armpits.

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Voyager: Chapter 14

Crane was a nice guy, slow to anger and full of bad jokes, children should love him. "i guess." she gave in. "you can't leave either." she grabbed my hand and squeezed it. "don't worry." i smiled. "i'll be right there.

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The Disciplinarian

He chuckled a bit at his usual bad joke, standing up and heading to the shower for a quick rinse off, but stopped a few steps from the bathroom at what he saw on the news. "we interrupt your scheduled programming to bring you this urgent news."

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A Fox, a Dog and a Raven - Chapter 10 (Sexual Tensions - Part 5)

Sasuke didn't look up from his food and said it as casually as he possibly could, even if naruto took offence at the offer sasuke could pass it off as a bad joke. "wha... what do i look like? a girl?"

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The Forgotten Story - Chapter 1

I laugh it off anyways, because my boss seems to enjoy bad jokes. he claps me on the shoulder again, "good man. there may be hope for you yet." i'd say i redeemed myself; 70% smile.

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The Bear Next Door Chapter 7: Taking the Plunge with an Audience

David laughed at teddy's bad joke and kissed the bison again before he could make another one, grinding his bulging red cloth covered crotch against teddy's blue one.

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Good Morning

The husky's disapproval of the otter's bad jokes was suddenly cut off by an invading cock. "don't talk with your mouth full, hun" he said, grinning. the otter gently grasped his boyfriend's ears to guide his slow thrusts.

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