What They Say About Zebras
"i guess now that you're gay, the cockblocking has already begun." he dug through the cupboards, looking for a dustpan and brush. "i was gay before, you know!" colton called out after him. "not like you made me gay with your stupid sexy horse magic!
Digimon Defenders FAQ 2.0
I admit, the endless cockblocking amuses the heck out of me. though at some point, i suppose i should throw the dog a bone... or the buxom vixen a guilmon penis, such as it is. we'll see. x3
A Surprise Lesson (2/2)
"i saw him first and i'm having him, so drink your drink and then find someone else to cockblock!"
Part 3 - Be my School Boy
"renn, don't cockblock!" protested bailey. "hey, i know the guys are all coming around to your place this weekend, i was thinking i might ask her . . ." "i said back off!"
Neptune
After that, if they tried to invite her into their home, her instructions were to cockblock them. hard. there was only one problem, and that was getting started... "what do you say? i could show you around, if you'd like.
High School of Cliches: Coming Out
cockblocker. the end
Handlebars
The would-be cockblocker was standing nearby with a narrow set of arms folded over her modestly sized chest. glen hoped this wasn't some fucked up girlfriend situation. "what are you some kind of graduate student?"
Be My School Boy
"renn, don't cockblock!" protested bailey, "hey, i know the guys are all coming around to your place this weekend, i was thinking i might ask her . . ." "i said back off!"
Howling in the New Year
Then again, if they were interrupted, hogan would have beaten the hell out of the world's most unlucky cockblocker. "god! damn! it!" he snarled.
Latex Rattlesnake (Part 1)
"enough of the cockblocking, my turn," the toy smirked wider and held eve down. she thrashed hard, but for being a latex toy, this one was pretty strong she, assuming it really was a she, held eve down and looked over the squirming human.
Spiraling Together
"nerai, you're such a cockblock," niya said. "but i'm also the cutest dragon husband to ever live," nerai pouted, and gave his best puppy dog eyes to the looming demon. "you gotta help me plan our vacation! please?" niya rolled their eyes.
A Taste of Wealth [COMMISSION]
Until someone decided to cockblock me with a curse. "and as such your comforts are purely at the whims of your masters, well..."