In Good Hands
Foster voluntarily reveal himself as the douchebag ty was counting on him to be, and instead bluntly demanded, "so, are you going to ask me any fucking questions or not?" well, here it was.
Doodle Story: New Friends
I don't feel like traveling with this douchebag anyway. that's what skrew's for." "hey!" "see, kitty? they don't wanna work with us, and we don't wanna work with them!" "but they seem nice," said guilmon, his ears folding down.
Arise! Minion of Hell (Hell Afterlife Services part 1)
His co-workers were douchebags sure, but they were underachieving douchebags and he could cope with them just fine. last thing he wanted was to be subjected to some snotty overachiever types with illusions of grandeur and daddy issues.
Twinks Across America: Ch. 35 - North Carolina
"i'm so sorry for being late and leaving you out here for me, my goddamn boss insisted i stay a extra hour because these douchebag foxes at the other side of the warehouse forgot to do their overstock tasks an randy thought it would be a great idea for me
Valentine's Day Special
"you're...strange," "i know baby, but since i'm strange, that means i'm different from all the douchebags i'm going to guess you've been with.
Monstr: Wild Werewolf
If they bottled this stuff, douchebags in clubs would have a chance with anyone they wanted. rhys felt a bit silly wearing such comically large clothes.
Overwhelmed Part 2
Brainless cat douchebag! let me eep! fuck you. fuck you! fuck...ulp." the taste of rubber filled adrian's mouth. he moaned around the ball gag as ashvik buckled it in place.
Marking the Family Tree (M/M) (Pt. 5 of Buck and Kennedy)
#5 of buck and kennedy in this exciting installment of the buck and kennedy stories, buck daly (the wolf who looks like a douchebag) goes to spend time in a cabin with hawk (everyone's favorite black wolf).
Interlude 2: Unova...is Dead!!!!!
Second, i want to find the douchebag that came up with that idea, and beat the ever living snot out of him or her. and third, his own mother told me that the ability to transform into a pokémon is not possible for ethan.
James II is a Prick
"because you were a total douchebag", he said. "as i said to max, my methods are crude, but i'm trying to save your son from himself", i said. "he doesn't need saving james, just leave him be", he said.
Never Play With a Ouija part 1
Between dealing with frae and her bitching about her cheating, douchebag fiancee tobias and then going on to gloat about the affair she was having with his best friend, colin. (she pointedly ignored the small twinge of jealousy.
Keeping Secrets
He's that hyper-masculine kind of douchebag that just loves to one-up the next guy. plus he's way too into drugs for my liking." max said, his tone harsh.