Possibilities
An enormous tub, easily large enough for three, currently contained only the horsewoman, lots of lilac-scented bubbles, and a large black vibrator shaped like a st. bernard cock. she'd named it hero.
A Very Kerry Christmas, Part 1
The elder st bernard gazed at the indicated house, the slightly overgrown lawn and the cobbled path, out of the cracks of which moss was beginning to grow. "nice place," he murmured. he looked at kerry.
Mistaken Identity
An old st. bernard dog came into the room. "hello, mr...." he asked while waiting for his name. "harold. harold larson." "well, mr. larson, you are a lucky fox. my name is leonard prosky.
Inter-Dimensional Farm Story, Part 1: Introduction
He followed the father out of the house, where barry, a massive, fat st bernard, appeared shortly thereafter.
Turnabout is Fair Play, Ch. 1: Vanilla Milkshake
Ralph, obviously a bit younger than alex, was an overweight st. bernard who was quite the opposite. he struggled with his work, panting and sweating hard just to move from one office to another. the st.
Pj and Pete chapter 18
Robert gathered the money on the table with his trunk and slid it towards the st. bernard muttering curses the whole way. "lucky bastard."
Summertime happiness
He's a st. bernard and of good size to. i got him from a rescue last month and he was so beautiful looking. "down, buddy" i said, trying to get his paws off me.
Or die once more
Ten years, they had not been kind to the st bernard. his fur was greying, his eyes were milky, his shop dusty and obviously little used. "i have business here bert, old business." the coyote said slamming his colt down on the counter.
Spirit Bound: Chapter 156
The st. bernard crossed her arms and her frown deepened into a glower. "there's only _one_ god, and no such thing as titans." liam arched an eyebrow. "empirical evidence, my dear.
Cindy's Life Adventure Chapter 2
Daryl stopped talking as he looked up to see an absolutely furious female st. bernard. "uh...." with a growl, the st. bernard grabbed both of the cougars by their shirts and hoisted them up with her sheer strength. "pick on my boy, will you?!?"
Teaser: Taking One for the Team
Dalmatian, husky, st. bernard. _too old. too nerdy. too mannish._ basset hound, pug, pomeranian. _is that a guy? just yuck on the pug. now here's something._ craig took another look at the pomeranian.
John pt. 2: Jebediah
- jebediah a st. bernard comes up to the counter "you havent even paid for the last 10 drinks i gave you, now you better pay up or..."- barkeep "oh come on, you know i'm good for it, just give me another drink and i'll pay ya for all of them.