"i told you not to buy those gay porno videos from big ernie's back room. now your wrist will be all sore and you'll have to shoot with the off-paw when we go to the range later.
Fox, M/F, Vixen
"then again...i got like a hundred certified "adhd, xyz, 123, bert and ernie things messed up in my head, what's one more problem? homicidal maniac...has a cool ring to it."
"alex? you are not crazy." grace snorted.
Abuse, Cub, Gay, Incest, pedo
ernie, if maverick remembered his name correctly.
"morning chief. i hear your crew's expecting a big haul today," ernie said as maverick passed.
Anal, Bondage, Double-Penetration, F/solo, Gallade, Gender Shifting, Long, Lucario, M/F, M/solo, Mild NC, Non-Anthro, Pokemon, Vaginal, Zangoose, dragonair, zebstrika
Arriving at kuenia's shop percy said "oh this is the old paterson place i did a bit of work for ernie patterson a while back, nice bloke. i'll be sure and stop by and see you in a few days samuel. but i have to keep moving now.
Bad Language, Beagle, Canine, Cat, Character Development Donut, City, Compassion, Cub, Cub (clean), Dingo, Emotional, Feline, Female, Friendship, Grinning, Male, Mammal, Marsupial, Mild Violence, Multiple Species, No-Yiff, Paws, Plot Development, Pup, Restaurant, Tail, Teasing, bilby, suit
"what about ernie arsenault?"
"he runs the tool crib."
"max detweiler?"
kyroo bit his lip. the name was familiar but he couldn't place it. "no idea." he admitted.
Action, Adventure, Anal, Espionage, Fox, M/F, Oral, Orgasm, Poodle, Story Series, Threesome, Vaginal, Vixen, Wolf, diamonds, spy
ernie nudged tai. "hey. if ever you wanna take a bite out of _her_, go ahead. no one will complain."
Action, Boy, Cub, Drama, Fox, Friendship, Kit, Love, Male, Masturbation, Nudity, Oral, Paws, Pup, Romance, Socks, Solo, Tickling, erotic literature, mutual masturbation
"ernie penis world!" then something else caught his eye, and he sucked in a breath. "holy shit, dog dick, there's a tim allen tv show?!"
"oh, yeah." the coyote smiled. "it's a tv series based on the santa claus movies.
Alia L Jackson, Christmas, Christmas Broccoli, Comedy, Coyote, Dragon, Humor, Insanity, Jiminy cricket, Krek's Fanfiction, The Coyote, Urd'thin, Urdthin, crazy, taser, weird
"um, i be ernie, milord, i've seen where the brute has his lair, i have. it's in the hills not far from here. and my brother egon has been in the beast's lair!"
Adventure, Dragon, Humor, Knight, Lizard, M/F
They're like the bert and ernie of the furry world."
"no, old wolf, not polar opposites. perfectly matched interdependent dualities. they are not bert and ernie. they are yin and yang."
"son of a bitch, you're right.
Animal Transformation, Badger, Bears, Body acceptance, Chubby, Dragons, Fantasy, Fox, Gay, Gay Romance, Gay sex, Group Sex, Male, Multiple partners, Nontraditional_family, Panda, Saber-Toothed Cat, Temple dogs, Werebeasts, Werewolf, Wolves, changeling, polyamory, shapeshifters
Or ernie, like all my friends do."
"right, ernest. what do you want?"
"ah well, i see you have been making chit-chat with my pal lyle here, yeah?"
she eyed me. "we've been talking about some things, yes."
"don't worry about him too much.
Clean, Human, Lizard, No-Yiff, Non-Anthro, Reptile