Halloween
If I'd been up for an authentic experience, I'd've driven out of town to the pumpkin patch to pick up the pumpkins for the evening's jack-o'-lanterns. In my condition, though, I decided it'd probably be best to make it as short a trip as possible and...
The Rat's Secrets
I am Mel Tzourick and I am Mister Rockwell's personal servant. People ask me sometimes what it's like to work for Mister Rockwell. Well, at his home, I prepare his meals, take charge of housekeeping, and make sure his sexual needs are gratified. At...
Volunteering at Work
I was early for work tonight; the setting sun was still pouring in through the windows as I got off the elevator and trundled towards my desk. The tiger working the evening handoff dumped his headset and started throwing his stuff together as I sat...
Making Memories
> `03:15 >` **Hey remember that time we went to the movies?** The lion's message was waiting for me when my alarm went off that morning, and I looked at my phone in confusion. We hadn't met IRL yet--though we'd been growing more intimate online, he...
The Monster in the Maze
They'd started saying the corn maze was haunted. That was ridiculous, of course--not least because demons were _way_ more likely than ghosts, especially around Hallowe'en, and nobody was reporting the maze to be _possessed._ But there was _something_...
Learning the Ropes
I was surprised to start getting responses to my personal ad. I mean, I knew I wasn't _hideous_-looking, but I was over thirty--past the age of 'gay death'--my slowing metabolism had already put close to a hundred pounds on my college weight, and I...
Easter Morning
A powerful rumbling in my stomach woke me well before dawn. "Fuck," I thought. "What day is it?" I rubbed my eyes and saw my room had redecorated itself for a major holiday--a profusion of muted pastel colors. "Ah hell," I thought, feeling my...
Hands Free
Sunday morning in the call center, and the place was empty and dead as usual. Not too many drivers went out on the weekends so a skeleton crew of one could handle the call volume pretty easily. Admittedly, the comforts of a low-stress, low-activity...
Deeper Secrets
I slept in on Sunday morning till it was already Sunday afternoon. My mates had already gotten up, leaving me the whole big warm bed to sprawl out in--which basically meant rolling into the deep indentation in the mattress where Rockwell had been...
Ben Blubberball - Expanded edition
Sometimes you just really want to be a massive ball of fat. It doesn't start that way. For me, it started with a love of burly men. I'd watch videos of stocky furry men for hours, stroking myself till I was absolutely soaked. The interest soon passed...
Satyr's Glade
From the moment I first heard the music, I knew I would have to follow it. The convention was noisy and full of people but the notes somehow stood out, a bright spot like biting into a fresh blueberry baked into a muffin--which is actually kind of how...
Getting Even
There's an old saying, 'don't get mad, get even.' Sure, it sounds nice on paper, but who wants to stop at getting even? Why go to all the trouble of holding a grudge and plotting revenge and carrying out your clever and glorious retaliation when your...