Getting Emo for an Emu
They aren't like ostriches exactly, but their structure and body form are very similar. the nice thing was going to be that their rumps would reach my crotch.
Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 81
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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 81
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Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 46
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Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 22
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Ander - Part 3: Subchapter 31
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Ander - Part 2: Subchapter 6
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Ander - Part 2: Subchapter 3
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Ander - Part 1: Subchapter 13
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Secret Santa
Leomon shrugged as he ate another bite of the huge ostrich thigh he was eating. "i'm not sure, honestly." he said, as he chewed on the soft ostrich meat. "i know i'm having to face a huge crowd to buy anything tonight.