country pie contest

The babies cried and so did the cakes another home destroyed the last time was derpy now applejack had destroyed there home. applejack then moved again slowly from her new mass body weight she was going towards the farm.

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Predilection: CH 15 : Rebirth?

Whooves (10% probability) i will have to explain away his behavior in the episode with his classic john smith forget i am a timelord thing he has done in the past (i'm not really a derpy x dr. kind of fan either).

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rarity's dirty serect 2

Sighing she wrapped herself up and went to see what it was, but she knew it was derpy, once again crashed into her mailbox.

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Ray Learns Romance

It's supposed to be derpy, because neither of the characters know much about sex. i can add greater detail than this, but janik's innocent and ray's just stupid. this was a request. "yeah, fine, whatever. what's a quicky?"

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[Commission] Thievery: The Ruins of Expansion; or the criminal teacher and her flaming butt

With dread she opened the door, expecting the local authorities to arrest her, but instead she found her old schoolmate, derpy hooves, awkwardly flying around, smiling, one eye looking at her, the other celestia know where. "you've got mail, cheerilee."

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Intimate

"none of the brothels in las luces are going to hire some derpy dalmatian who walks in asking about sucking dick for cash. they don't want that sort of legal responsibility.

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Finding My Place

derpy? your name is derpy?" i snickered under my breath, knowing that 'derp' is a slang term that originated on the internet back in my world. "yup! that's my name!

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Serenifi: The Video Game: Cutscene Script

(looks at the king, who has a derpy grin on his face.) ako: montana will make acme ac... lexi: no, dude. montana will make it worse. ako: better. lexi: worse. ako: better! lexi: worse!

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My Little Pony: Battle for Equestria pt 4

"just out to rarity, i guess she sent derpy to say she had some more clothes for you and he went out to get them."

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Night of the Laughing Dead

I got down on my knees and stuck my head into the coop through the entry point. ".....you don't live here, derpy. go home." i pulled my head back out as silly derpy hooves crawled out of the coop.

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end of days cakes are sweeter

Miss's cake opened up the doors to her bakery, but part of her didn't want to, she only had a few customers now, one was the flying derp derpy hoofs, she always came in for her daily muffin.

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