Housepets: Iambic Pent-Up Peanut
This is an exercise in "owletron, just because it's hard to do doesn't make it a good idea!" i apologize in advance. enjoy the ride.edit: here is a link to the art that come out of the conversation below. fun fact: it was originally just a sketch.
Dancing Away the Human - A Poem
#1 of owletrons' scrap book a short poem about not caring if you're any good at moving your feet. best consumed slowly and while listening to a good song. i don't plan on sharing many poems, but i find they can be fun to write if an idea comes to you.
The Sex Scene - A Poem
#2 of owletrons' scrap book embellishment is a helluva drug.
Housepets: Want to Mate Everybody - Illustrated
### Part 4: Everybody ## ## ## 1 They navigated every barrier. Letting Sabrina in made breathing easier. Scents criss-crossed her room, no air pure. Tarot inhaled. At times that week, it lulled her into the motions of sex, making...
Promiscuous Orbital Shenanigans
**Part 1: Overly Intimate Proposition** * * * “Drop the fuel, scumbag," Darcy said. His voice was tired but confident. He held in his human hands a standard ion blaster. It lacked its original luster, dull from decades of use. “I'd like to see you...
Breaking Protocol
**Part 1. Discomfort** * * * Tammy's thoughts wondered. From so high above, the planet outside seemed tiny, unremarkable. Not worth the months of travelling. "Hey, we're heading down," Addison interrupted. "Mhm," Tammy agreed. She didn't look away...
Cat On The Keyboard
The preview popped up. Oh god, my hair! I licked my paw and tried to flatten it back. After a few swipes, the mess cooperated enough for me to accept my appearance and join the lecture. My professor for this class was talking already....
Bolt's Favorite Cat
ONE * * * "I've known for a long time now that Penny's my person. You helped me remember that when I was going to give up. But the thing is, I don't think about you like how I think about Penny. She's family. You and I are more complicated. I-In a...
Be My Pet
Julia and I hadn't been getting along in the bedroom. She was on top of me, but the mood had died completely. "I just want you to take control sometimes," she explained. "But I like it when you're the dominant one!" I said, petting her. "What if...
The Sibling Slide
Part 1: * * * "So," Jean began. She leaned against the bumper, surveying their old neighborhood. "How are you gonna break the news to them?" Caleb pushed aside her bags, finding his, and then stopped. He looked back at his sister. "You mean the news...
The Deepest Red: A Pokemon Story
Part I * * * Something about them unnerved him. Maybe their buzz, or their tendency to break. Or maybe because of the part of town he associated their aura with. But with the sun setting, Ernest relied on their glow to see the path ahead. ...
A Poorly Planned Party
### Part 1: The Fuck-up * * * “Remind me who's going to this thing?" I can practically feel Jess's eyes roll, my own vision still on the road. “We've definitely talked about this." “I know, I know," I say, “Just tell me again." The...