The Office Party
The fox was clever, funny and witty, so there was never a shortage to his imagination for pranks.
The Lead Crown: Ch 1a, Flintlocked and Loaded (pt 3)
"so it would seem." the rogue replied, "we can discuss the matter of my payment for this heroic rescue as soon as--" his witty banter was interrupted most unceremoniously by the raccoon, who charged him with a small knife leading the way.
Divulge and Indulge
"oh, fluttershy," twilight began, "you're so witty sometimes." blushing and tilting her head away, fluttershy tried to hide her deepening smile. "you're just saying that." twilight sat her sandwich down.
Lovers Bond - Chapter Two - Sticky Paws
"oh...aren't you just witty - " angela shot back, then brushed her lips against katy's nipple.
Seven Years Later Chapter 5
Duskull was pretty spooky at first, but once they got to know him they thought he was a witty sense of humor.
Welcome Home ch 04
Smart and witty, and really funny to be around.
spikes egg-celent day
I do love you rarity so witty and cool" spike trudges to the cave ignoring everyone until he sees a small crystal jar he buys it and carries it to the cave and gently scoops some of the beautiful sand until the jar is full tot he brim. he spots the portal
Legacy of the Pridelords: Oaths of the Past
She didn't have to be a huntress, or a particularly witty sort. she could be small, like you..." "i always admired my father," anyra rested her head against his mane, her breath ruffling a few of the darker strands.
Home
Arig knew that this would be the moment when travis would give something witty to say, the bugbear chiding him on his poor class choices. arig reached up to massage his nose, his short, thick fingers pushing the reading glasses out of the way.
Realms of Valeron - Chapter 1
He wanted it to be witty, something genuinely funny, and something that would put the lizard in his place and - the last thing that roka saw was the ogre's large wooden club colliding with his head. "damn it" he thought.
Challenges: Chapter 1 "Wrong Mind Set"
My name is paddy, and well my friend can be rather witty, please excuse him, his name is marcel. paddy please, let me talk to the dog, marcel interrupted the duck.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Twenty Eight
Or is it a heart-wrenching mystery wrapped in an enigma shrouded in a veil of monty-python-esque comedy, inverted fantasy tropes and a constant barrage of witty banter? nah, it's probably just that first one.