Language Barrier

A parking ticket. you just lost your butt-virginity to vicious birds over a fucking parking ticket.

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A Private Show for Superstar

Bruno got a ticket for said adult only fun. it may have cost him a pretty penny, but it's gonna well worth it. posted using postybirb bruno had excitedly waited for this all day. he had gotten a ticket for a private show.

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Valuable Assets Part 5 - Thoroughly Used

As the anthro who'd just left daymon's throat went away toward the ticket dispenser, a new one stepped out to take her place, except this one didn't have a ticket. "well, guess i'm up then. woah is the thankless job of a lowly throat scratcher."

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Sylvr's Story Ch - 5

"tomorrow is going to be amazing, i still cannot believe you got tickets." "i'm still a little shocked too, especially when the kid behind the ticket counter told me they were the last two he had." krystal pulled me even closer and kissed me deeply.

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Dave the Desextive: The Setup

"you got a ticket?" "well you see, no not exactly. i kinda lost my ticket but i still have the receipt here so i was wondering if there was any way i could get another printed or--" "no ticket, no entry," the bull said.

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Alakazam – Sam the Surly Sceptic

The playing card - a joker, of course - had been substituted for his daily ticket. it crumpled in his hands as he thoroughly investigated the rest of his wallet, and his pockets, for the missing ticket.

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The Land of Orcs

Not an hour ago, his boyfriend had walked in with some plane tickets, tiran had ordered them just so they could go on the trip and relax for a week.

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Digi Kimi Chapter 11: Expectation

Said ty as he pull out eighteen v.i.p ticket out of his bag 'why do you have do you have so many?'

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Becoming a Display Piece

The ticket that ikani had bought hadn't been that cheap, but the hardest part had been finding a way to buy it in the first place.

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Lonely Oak Chapter 9

"i dunno," emeral said, "twenty tickets seemed like a lot at first, but this place is huge." "yeah," lyza replied, tearing off one ticket and putting it in her pocket.

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Wild Swim (Illustrated)

"one of us has gotten a ticket!" "it was a fixit ticket for my taillight!" i shot back as we began stepping out of my dorm. "still one more ticket than me!" "if someone hadn't busted my rear light you wouldn't even have that argument to make!"

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A Broken Speedo

I'm going to have to write you up a ticket, as well as file paperwork compelling you to get that speedo fixed.

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