Wingman

So i told him i'd offer, and i tried to make it sexy, i dunno, dude, it was all a misunderstanding apparently, just forget it fucking happened alright? jesus christ."

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It's Always Sunny in Liberty City - The Gang Meets Jesus

dude you killed jon! sylvr - it was an accident, i shot at kyle's dad's ghost thinking he was a burglar. yk - dude, ghosts aren't real, you were probably tripping from that acid jon gave you guys last night.

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Happy Tree Friends Oneshots ch. 3

Cuddlyrabbit202: nothing, just thinking how hot your dad is ;) cubbylover: dude, stop saying that, that's my dad you're talking about. rubberbandits: lol dude, we can talk about him whenever we want.

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Hopping Along, Ch. 7 - The Sauce

"and yeah... dude... same. i had this homophobe dude... last year sucked. real happy i got a cool dude this time." tommy perked up at that, smiling wide as he could, showing off all those fangs.

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She's Such a Tease - Harmless Experimentation Pt. 2

"dude... priceless!" he slid his key into the lock and opened the door silently. he snuck in and closed the door, all with ninja-like reflexes.

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One Step Too Far

"dude we're going to get a fortune off of this." the one holding the screen and manipulating the camera bared teeth to his friend telling him to shut the hell up.

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Egoberry Fatty

"dude, what's gonna happen to us? when will this stop? leon is this going to be permanent? i don't want to live on the floor of your parent's living room for the rest of my life."

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Vulnerable

"never mind, dude. you sure don't want a banana or something?" peter chuckled. "sorry, dude. hyperkalemia means that bananas are a no no." "damn!" the coyote yelped.

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Protein Junkies

"yeah dude. we're just bros," they looked down at him. "so like . . . family?"

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Amber's 69 First Dates - The Art Room

"dude, quit pushing!" "you were pushing me, dude!" "you got in the way of my arm!"

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