I. Give me a break
After i had washed my face and licked my headfur into shape a bit - pun intended - i went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for the two of us. changing my own diaper could wait.
Iconoclast reboot part 1
I sigh, for once i wasn't making a bad pun. she grabs my arm and says- "well, come on." and we duck into the tent and she looks around, commenting- "you travel light, hmm? bow, sword, herbs, fur..."
The Adventures of Stevo-Chapter 8-Pokemon,2012,Part 4
Sensei looked _confucius_ (i know, bad pun). "what mission?" "\*sighs\* here, let me explain." meanwhile, while walking back to the room, donal, mankey, kyo & ninetales were speaking when john, lucario & ashito were standing by stevo's door.
"Core Nova" story easer
She was a real hot-head, pun intended, and in the past she would have already tried to cut me down for even being near her, and even though we're still not in the best of terms, we both knew that fighting each other would be a waste of time.
Divided Unity (Edition 2, Chapter 5)
I chucked at my own pun. "funny guy." levi laughed, "luckily for you, oliver is the last of tonight. it's nine and you didn't give up, so we won't say anything and you don't have to clean up." levi smiled at me.
Imperial Decree 2.5
"my dear- no pun intended- the general has chosen to keep you alive, provided you prove useful. the same can't be said for the rest of your village, i'm afraid." the tiger began pacing in front of her.
Teaser - Riley's Recruits
He obviously didn't keep a tight enough leash (pun intended) on his subordinates. trying to save face, the pretty poodle said, "fine - i want to see this." riley smiled, his teeth glistening. "i'm going to need your help, pip." "huh? why me?"
A Day of Prayer
This story is mostly for bad puns and writing practice. this is my first time writing something longer than like three paragraphs, haha, so it's probably terrible. don't take it too seriously.
Long time no see
Her pussy (pun intended) loomed over kurama's muzzle as she slowly lowered her mouth. she gave a small lick over the exposed bit of cock as if she was doing a little taste test. "ohhh that's nice." "hmm you taste hornier than ever.
The Hunt
Pardon the pun. lankia paused for a moment behind the tangle of golden shortgrass, shushing her sisters with a raised paw as she narrowed her eyes, a slow growl emitting from her throat.
Some cleaning to do (commission for Okamis)
Finally, after what seemed hours, issy cleared his throat to start speaking again, probably willing to break the ice with one of his terrible puns.
Zoo Keeper - ch4 - Sweet Dreams
I said, rolling the r into a deep purr of contentment and finally managing a t" * * * and so, with that last line, i complete the worst pun of the day, thank you for watching :)