Silken Memories

The title is probably too good for the vignette, but i wanted more spider puns. i hope you all enjoy, a little commission for a friend feder sly cooper belongs to sucker punch story by me. also, if you like this story, be sure to check out my others.

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Heckabun vs Gayle 1

"now, i'm starting to wonder if that was a pun." gayle rolls onto her back, supporting herself by the elbows of her wings. she bites her lips, a feathered 'finger' brushing over the mattress.

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Doubt and Trust

"no more puns and innuendoes?" "yes." "or pranks?" "for a day?" "for a day." "very well, you have regained your rubbing privileges." "good, now get back to rubbing." "you're so spoiled." "all thanks to you, t. i love you."

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Patreon 4 - Macross Xilimyth

Loves to janus for the wonderful cover image: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/janus this is going to be a super huge (pun intended) story of over 30,000 words in length.

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Please don't ride this bus

I can't promise it will be done soon, but it will be coming. ... that was a terrible pun. richard felt trapped in the bus. it was not usually the case that he would forget to bring a book, or a videogame, or even his phone to entertain himself.

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Jack Hopps Chapter 1 Part 3 of 4 (A Zootopia Story)

Judy takes off nick's pants his long penis springs up from the removal of his underwear, nick then does the same with judy's knickers revealing a cute tiny bunny punny (vagina) soaked with her happiness.

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Sabhira's Daughter #39

"pardon the pun but, it has it's ups and downs. the money's pretty good, and the customers are usually fine. but in any group of people who live together, cliques form and grievances come up.

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Um dia de Renato.

He laughed at the pun he made in his head. the smell was different every time. first, it smelled ripe and horrible, then some good farts began to come out. the smells varied from spicy, to sharp and then to sweet. some literally smelled like flowers.

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MOVING IN WITH MY FRIENDS

I mean like i don't think she ever saw this coming.no pun intendedshe didn't say anything. she just walked up to me and started sucking on my cock. now i was shocked! she just sucked and moaned and even started rubbing her crotch.

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Latias and Latios EP.2 (Part 12)

(unintended pun there ha-ha!) adam shook him again. nothing... adam looked at him, slightly sad. "_will he wake up?_" "_soon adam,_" latios started "_soon..._" "_are you sure about that?

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Stockholm syndrome

I know you hate puns, but can you give me a hand?" "har har, very funny... i'd stroke you for a while, but i can't" "whaddaya mean you can't? has brain been feeding you that abstinent bullshit again?" "no, no... uh... i'm kinda stuck" "stuck?"

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