If DitD 1 was a fanfic...
So she called the workers and told them to build the dragon a bath tube. they bilt it from wood like a big barrel of rum but it was for a dargon not for rum. finally wehn there was hot water she told the dragon to get in. he got made and acted like a douche
Second Chance
You have to know the person in question, and see them every day, and not be able to stand them because they're a true and honest fucking douche-bag...
Ocean Depths part 7
"douche rag didn't even have the balls to stick around." "cock sucking, clint licking prick!"
Problems of a Distraught Cub - Intro p.9 (end of intro)
I'm ripped out of my thoughts by the two usual douche bag cat guards coming in and very rudely interrupting me and roughly pulling me out of my seat and halfway carrying me back to my 'room'.
Dog Gone (11)
"heh, he is a douche...what's a douche?" he asked looking at me from the corner of his eyes. "i'll tell you another time." i mumbled as i rested my head on that shoulder, closing my eyes. the fur felt soft against my cheek.
Demon drugs
The only days justin stopped by was when his parents would fight, divorce was a bitch, and the fights only got worse like a smokers coughs, i invited him over once, to get the 17 year old away from said douche bag parents, and to chill.
Tis The Season - Finale -
He reached out to the cupboard beneath the vanity, before opening it and his slippery paws gripped the douche that holly kept under there.
Reward
"let me speak to your manager you douche bag!" every single angry all caller, all day. but when reached for the doorknob, he already knew things were going to get a lot better. lying on the couch, reading a little book, was his love, tanya.
Lemon Juice & Razor Blades
It takes too damn long to douche out. and the whole time it felt weird. like i... ffffn... like had to go."a dirty grin split sam's face from ear to ear. "that's not what you said while we were doing it. you got into it, dude. you did.
Tides of Grozdov
So far, a 'possum rent boy told me i'm the biggest douche who walked the earth, i got kicked out of a hotel, and the moldavian police held my passport. and here comes the punch line: there was an earthquake.
Sidekick Retreat
It sounded like a lively debate, or that one person was being a douche while someone was yelling them not to be said douche. as the two walked in they found ms.
A Trainer in Kanto - Maternal Instincts
Jake may have been corrupted into being horny for pokémon, but that didn’t mean he had to be a douche. an unexplainable urge to help this girl in need, even if she wasn’t human, washed over jake. “even if i can’t help you, i at least want to try.