Checkers pieces in a chess game
His hands where giant to match the rest of his body, and his bare chest, (no pun intended) was covered in similar trophies. "god damn it! and i almost got myself off too." came the voice of a flustered jane who was still behind the foldable wall.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #8
How could i possibly pass up such a bad pun? in which devilah proves herself to be the best succubus in skyrim by taking two men orally and simultaneously. later faniel gets off a bit. hey, even an angel - if in a mortal body - has needs you know!
Retribution
The idiocy of the rabbit's pun caused the dog to groan though he had more pressing matters to concern him. he was cooking alive, and as time went on, his extremities responded less and less to his attempts to struggle.
Tunnel of Love 5
He chuckles at his pun. "and here you are, working a nine-to-five," lerato says, winking. "quite a departure from your glorious beginnings, my friend." lovemore concurs. hunter snarls, standing up and squeezing the two deer together.
Mephisto Waltz 3
"oh, shut up with those puns!" arya says, her forehead banging against the table. "she's being such a... such a child!" "yeah, well..." jay says, sitting on the couch away from arya, giving her some space. "i'm glad she's happy.
Golden Age: chapter 7: the Self-aware Hound
That aside, pun intended, we were on the way to the world tree. otara healed our japanese friend before leaving jessica unconscious. we shrugged collectively and set up camp for the night before jessica stirred. "wha- what happened?"
Fates Chosen 1- Fateful Meetings
puns aside, little did i know that in three years she wasn't a figment and that there was a lot about myself i failed to see. this journey would have a lot of ups and downs but i don't regret a single moment of it.
Flower and Vine
She considered making a pun about whether the meganium was sweeter than the pecha, but decided that was probably just a bit too corny.
The Journey Out
A slight 'no pun intended' echoed in my thoughts. but what was the pun? "you are the only one i trust to hold this fort for me. the only one." he looked at me seriously. i knew what he meant- don't let your friends tell you what to do.
A Tale of Two Giants
Okay sorry, no more puns. eventually there came a point where it was inevitable that a certain amount of collateral damage would happen. despite his best efforts, this record store was coming down around him!
Tipsy escapades
He grinned weakly at his little pun. liz raised an eyebrow, not having expected a joke from the normally fairly stoic defender, noting the wine glass in his hand she wondered if that had something to do with it perhaps "was that a pun max?"
Extra Credit
From the way she had continued the slow, teasing press of her hips against his, a pun presented itself readily -- but andy chose to keep quiet.