If I Only Had a Bottle of Vodka

I realized i had dosed off while chris (my cousin) had been talking. i think he could tell in a way i had stopped listening, "wanna wha...?" "weren't you listening?" "can't say i was..."

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Dang... I had a weird dream

Alright guys, so last night i had this dream and i just had to share it with you guys if i keep having weird dreams like this, i'll make a series about them just out of curiosity... how many of you have dreams like this?

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I had a place at your side

I used to be there by your side Now I can't handle this great divide The separation of our souls What is cold was once burning coals Your gentle touch your harsh claws I endured it all to be held in your paws Your strict discipline it was...

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It had been a night of my own

The feel of lost traction as the car i had been driving turned into a sheer mass of destruction. i had spun out or so i had thought, the moments i had been so fond of calling to me had been playing in my mind so vivid, so lively.

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If Kilgore Trout had been a furry

All the work on pojig was done by machines though so no fur muhammad smith knew had a job.

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The time had come Theodora death

He had diapered again. rose was now a zoroark at ten years old. she had a couple of pups come in with her. theodora your back, i brought you some supplies and some listeners for your stories. three pups ran in wanting to her some more stories.

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i had to find the reatest pokemon

The trainer had looked up how to find a shiny pokemon and had also asked trainers how they'd caught there's. some said by pure luck, others though breeding or from trades.

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ever had one of those nights?

Slow and steadily he groomed my genitles with his tongue. i knew i had left the house at 12am but it was 3 o'clock when he had his fill of my sex. his muzzle dripping of me.

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Dream I had last night

Like he had over a hundred times before, he mindlessly placed the transmission in reverse and released the parking brake. the front tires pushed back propelling the car backwards gracefully.

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How Balto and Jenna had kids.....

Never before had he seen such a beautiful creature in his midst. he had no other choice but to follow his inner wolf, no matter what resulted from it.

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The Hottest Shower I Ever Had

I had a thirst, but the fluids i had in mind were a bit thicker and more consistent than some lemon water. once i finished the cup, i politely slammed it down and looked back at night.

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