Stupid Cupid- The Hatching
#2 of stupid cupid jerry sluggishly opened his eyes. he felt incredibly sore all over, and he was very cramped. his knees were in his face and he couldn't move his head. there was no light anywhere, only blackness. he also felt wet.
Laugh at a dragon, go to jail.
Works out better for all involved and even with the stupid jokes he tells, or perhaps because of, the town has plenty of revenue." the merchant stared at the magistrate for some time then burst out laughing.
Virtually Real Part 35: Stupid, Stupid Human Creatures
Virtually real part 35: stupid, stupid, human creatures returning characters prowl-ar (tiger): tiger/wolf hybrid shifter kyle (drake): eastern dragon shifter based on red xiii shock (fox): fox/tiger shifter frost: dragon/otter shifter, kyle and
New Feelings: Entry #2: Oh life, why hath thou forsaken me?
**_Hey there, me again. Uhmm....I'm not really sure what to write today, I mean, I've actually let a day pass before writing this...That's worth something,right? I think it is. Mainly because now I don't have to worry about Elliott seeing my entries...
Commissioned: Rich and stupid.
Perhaps 'millionth surgery' was an overstatement, but heather had spent quite a bit of vicky's money on stupid shit like that.
Chastity Story: Ghostly Guidance for the Blue Blur
Ghostly Guidance for the Blue Blur for Txeptirea by Draconicon Sonic had spent nearly the entire day running around, either dodging the patrols that Robotnik had out in force or spending time laying low when Mobian sympathizers were around. As...
Stupid Cupid: The Beginning
#1 of stupid cupid jerry was hopelessly lost. in the middle of nowhere. at night. in a terrible storm. with a flat tire. he was supposed to be in the city by now, at his job interview. now he would never make it.
Again
Days past since he'd broken up... Songs lingering in his heart... His tail swished from side to side, as he meandered the moonlit streets, remembering the places they'd walked... the laughs they'd shared... He'd always had a habit of singing when he...
Out of the Closet
Conscript 1: My father was so surprised when I came out of closet to him. Conscript 2: Why was that, comrade? Conscript 1: Because I yelled "Aaaarrrhh!" when I jumped out ---- Corporal Mstislav: Why is Dimitriy always in the back of the...
Birdo's Vengeance (you might cry laughing)
They wouldn't stop. No matter how hard he fought back, how strongly he tried to interrogate them, they'd just keep going. Those little bitches. A bitter irony was afoot: Mario, the hero of the mushroom kingdom, was being carried off by hundreds of shy...
Black Velvet (Prologue of an unfinished story)
Prologue She regained her consciousness, but not her memory of where she was or why she was here. The world came to her focus, the fox finally saw the blood on her hand. She found her squad scattered across, their lifeless bodies broken, torn, and...
The amazing escape
* * * * * * I was 9:00 in the morning, class starts, we as per usual start talking some book I really don't give a fuck about and write something paragraph on it, the clock ticks to 9:10 We start back at the book, why?, because school fucking sucks...