drunk sex
bisexual character with only a single heterosexual sex scene
a random "i'm so badass look at me, i'm cooler than you" character inserted for no reason.
obnoxiously obvious plot twists
horrible attempts at humor
my name is jiao ricebrew.
BBW, Bedroom, Booty, Butt, Canine, Chubby, Creampie, Drunken Fun, Gag, Gagging, Heterosexual, Knot, M/F, NC, Naked, Nude, Nudity, Obese, Panda, Pseudo-Rape/NC, Rough Sex, Semi Consensual, Sex, Teasing, Vagina, Warcraft, Wolf, World of Warcraft
"you still obviously enjoyed it, even if we were a bit drunk."
"fuck you!"
"no, my sexy little friend, you will not fuck me, quite the contrary, in fact." he lowers down and presses his muzzle against mine.
Anal, College, Fox, Gay, Gay Relationships, M/M, Oral, Semi NC, Wolf
Then we'll get home and have us some good ol' sloppy drunk sex."
"right, right...moving in together..." my vision was blurry, my eyelids heavy. gradually, the sounds of the surrounding patrons flowed back into my ears.
Character Development, Cuddling, Doberman, Gay, Hypnosis, Licking, M/M, Mind Control, Muscle, Muscle Worship, Muscles, Musk, Public, Snuggles, Tiger, straight to gay
It will still be fun to get outrageously drunk, fuck a random guy and get pregnant. weird really... she had always wanted kids... even though she probably wasn't even capable of having any yet. maybe it had to do with the way she thought about herself...
Character Development, Cub, Digimon, Human, Lizard, Love, M/F, Series, Story Progression, Tail Sex, Vaginal
drunk sex ain't fun dude, trust me, you really miss out."
alex pointed at foxdayle's face..."now i hate you....frozen block of ice....mmm....bitch."
nicky whips took one of alex's arms as chesher the korgi came up. "need help getting him out?
Action, Cub, Gay sex, Romance, Strait sex, Suspense, Teen
"hey milya, can i ask...a-ask...ass," sheena said, starting to stutter before hir words started slurring like someone drunk. "fuck you mistress?" shi said, hir tone suddenly turning subservient. "it would be my pleasure mistress!"
Blowjob, Conditioning, Crocodile, Exhibitionism, Feline, Female, Hermaphrodite, Jaguar, Police, Public, Reptile, Sci-Fi, Sex, Shemale, Slave, Violence (Not In Yiff), cloaca, sabertooth
Getting drunk, fucking girls?" ethan asked. jax smirked.
"almost... getting high, fucking dudes." jackson replied. ethan's eyes widened about as far as they could go, his groin stiffening a bit.
"r... really?" he whispered.
"wanna listen?"
Anal, Cock, Concert, Crazy clown troop, Demon, Gay, Hyper, M/M, Muscle Growth, Oral, Punkification, Transformation, clown, drug use, face paint, lyrics, rap, tf
Aiden ended up to the big wolf's small apartment and they had some nice and only semi-drunk sex that reached its climax in a good knotting as the wolf buried his fleshy cock into the geeky bunny's tight little ass.
Anal, Bunny, Cum, Domination/Submission, Knot, M/M, Muscles, Musk, Rimming, Role Reversal, Rough, Size Difference, Wolf
He made sure to have the bed rocking until the headboard was slapping the wall like they were a pair of college drunks fucking at a frat house. and she just couldn't' keep her coyote mouth shut anymore. just pure bitch noises.
Canine, Coyote, Creampie, Domination/Submission, Friendship, Heterosexual, Kissing, Knot, Lesbian, M/F, Prostitution, Straight, Straight for Pay, Vaginal
Not like anybeast gon' miss that drunk fuck anyhow! point is, i tried ta kill 'im, it went south! tried ta kill 'im again, went south again! so now here we are! ...ye all know why i did it--no, why it _has_ to be done! don't ya see?
Bad Language, Character Development, Death, Fanfiction, Ferret, Fox, Hare, Lizard, No-Yiff, Pirate, Plot Development, Rat, Redwall, Shrew, Stoat, Story Progression, Story Series, Weasel, fanfic
A rational mind might have panicked, but her musk-drunk, fuck-dumb self could only shiver. she vaguely understood what it meant, but she couldn't fully grasp the true meaning of it, even as he slowly turned her over to look up at his slavering jaws.
Anthro, Breeding, Cum, Cum Inflation, Digestion, Dragon, Female, Feral, Impregnation, Leopard, Leopardess, Male, Vaginal, Vore, oral vore