I know your secret John Rain
I was a security guard in the local zoo because I had lost my job and I needed money for living. So I accepted this night time job. Not just for the money if you ask me. It had advantages like I had access to animals. Because I was into animals to it...
COMMISSION: "Dancing in Green"
The rain came down in heavy sheets, thunder and lightning filing the sky as poor Crisp ran through the storm. The young wolf had been out enjoying a leisurely walk when the sky had opened up. Now he was running from tree to tree, with little more than...
Early Birds III
Secret Journal Entry 1: "Normally, when you get suspended from school, you don't usually get special treatments. I'm not talking about parents, or siblings. But as for me, I got a very special treatment when my baby cousin Kenny came over. Turns out;...
OP Alicorn Isekai Adventure
"apocalypse bringer" was no joke and it couldn't be fooled. even trying to do so could have disastrous consequences. but his body hurt and he didn't like it. surely a healing spell wouldn't do anything... bad. he gulped. quote: casting _heal_...
Runnin' (After the Femmies)
I wrote this a long time ago as a joke, and halfway a gift to tristan le may, who makes gay parodies of song lyrics. it's based on the song 'runnin' by 2pac and notorious big. tristan le may ->https://noveltrove.com/tristan%20lemay/home **[intro]** ?
Rejecting God
God had a friendly, fatherly smile; the one flashed when telling bad jokes. "not much of a coffee drinker."
Vengeance 23: The 4th Tester
V23: The Next Tester Nearly a month had past since I had asked Renamon out. Things had not been going well. We hadn't been fighting, but that was mostly due to the fact that we weren't talking. Now we had to face the next tester. And pendulum of fate...
Pony Joke (part four of four)
Ropes joked, but they didn't even look at fyr as they swapped positions, ropes more than happy to let limba ride him.
Pony Joke (part three of four)
The lack of a joke that she'd been expecting for so long, ropes hanging out with limba so much, fyr's world shattering around her as she broke through into understanding.
Pony Joke (part two of four)
When are you going to make the joke? you know?" the cougar raised an eyebrow, leaning back a little so that he could see her more fully. "what joke? i don't know what you mean."
Pony Joke (part one of four)
There she was, waiting for him to tease and joke about something that just never came, and he was hanging around limba more and more. was that the joke?
Foxing for Pizza
When he said he wanted pepperoni and sausage on his pizza, Alex knew he was going to be getting meat, but he didn't know he was going to have to get some meat to get his pizza. It wasn't like he hadn't taken a dick for DiGiorno before, but he thought...