Dog-Land
"the birds and the bees, kiddo." gus said with a pondering tone. "birds and the bees." brad replied matter-of-factly, nodding his head. ~ "fuck me, schnaps... yes... _yes... yesssss oh fuck me hard,_ you kinky bastard..."
Caught in the Act
Wes was just coming into his prime, and as a 15 year old anthropomorphic pikachu, he needed to be taught the 'birds and the bees', though his school was disinclined to do so.
Spyro the Colliding - book one - chapter eight
Avron sighed as he thought, "well, she has to learn about the birds and the bees somehow."
Patreon Monthly (March): Big Shoes To Fill
He had heard about the birds and the bees. he had seen several birds and while no bees, his neighbor's dogs (both male, he had noted, this fact giving him a strange feeling he didn't quite understand).
Happy Tree Friends Oneshots chapter 5
With pop, he thought that maybe he could have taken in disco bear when he first broke up with his ex-wife before having his son be raised without two parent figures when he was aware of the birds and the bees.
After The Night Shift (Father/Son Incest Story)
His father wasn't very good at talking about the birds and the bees, and it had been quite a shock to the old man when max gained a modicum of teenage bravado and started walking to and from the bathroom in the morning without any clothes on.
What A Jerk 2
In his intoxicated mind, my father dragged us to the couch and tried to give me and the girl the "birds and the bees" talk.
Chapter 5: Untouched
And now when daddy sees me at lunch, he'll want to talk about the birds and the bees. and how same-sex love is bad. and how if i lick pussy -- " "mistress!" axel gasped. "-- i'll be burned at the stake!
Family Tradition I: Father & Son
He knew about the "birds and the bees" as mordin had awkwardly put it, okeer made sure of that. damn, that talk was so embarassing. he had liked mordin but a squishy salarian trying to explain those things just wasn't right.
A simple story I ( 9/22 )
If he was happy to see his father not drunken for once, he wouldn't have with him a talk about the birds and the bees. not at all. -- gruff paid attention that morning to arrive with a small lead in high school.
Fulfillment of an Unknown Kind
I had to explain him the birds and the bees, which surprise surprise, didn't make mango react in any way. i think i'll teach him a few things about my world. 10/4/2010 today was a very odd day.
Legendary Chaos - Chapter 3: Seduction Lesson 2: Aphrodisiac Assumption
Ash was all knowledgeable about the 'birds and the bees' talk his mother gave, a few awkward explanations from the other gender was kinky but not worth the thought of incest.