The Dwarven Book of Orcs

Awww, getting more sober one street after another and no nookie tonight, as his halftroop left him in the huemon city of hindevelt to watch the gear while they were off travelling from farm to farm to buy some rye for next year's planting.

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Angela Thomas 5

So let's make a deal where we both can keep our sin lists silent and maybe commence some nookie of our own?" "no!" mr. malkovich nearly screams, which scared the wolverine a little bit.

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Karina and the Melds 1: Something Found

She still felt as if the night's rounds of crazy alien nookie had barely passed. but it was past noon now so it had probably been at least eight hours, minus one for whatever the fuck had happened between her and these two.

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Chapter Four: Weird Science

"will the wonders of nookie never cease. c'mon, let's have s'more before it gets a chance to grow back." dee struck a few silent poses. he scratched his head, his hair a calcified mass overdosed on green hair gel. galatea huffed in frustration.

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Craigslist Bull

Just guys taking care of each other when there was no wife around to provide the nookie. besides as a famous president pointed out "oral sex" wasn't really sex.

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What A Jerk 2

Hell if you think about it, any man would devolve into an annoying child if they wanted some nooky bad enough. wait a minute, if my dad is focused on other things then what's the point of sneaking.

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The Fantabulous Sushi of Master Tso Wat

And if you manage to extricate me from my current situation i may just give you a nookie reward." "you're endangered to the point you're looking a funerary plots in between reloadings and this puts you in the mood!?!" faolart inquires incredulously.

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Biohazard 3 Dogs B4 U Die

_"but dick too horny"_, a louder voice screamed in his gut, _"nookie first, panic later"_, as his tongue already slipped into elza's foreskin.

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Sibling Rivalry: Things get weird, fast.

"unlike you i don't have a place to go to get some cat nookie." he said with a snort. he received a thrown at the side of his head for his trouble. "dale and i haven't spent much time with each other lately."

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Technofox 04

"we should offer him nookie." "i don't think he'd help us kill walton in return for sex," firefox said. "i was speaking on general principle," silverfox explained. she shook her head.

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Topping Off Your Tank

Justifiable fear, really, given people's weird hang-ups with nookie, especially when it's two people doing it at a counter in your local mccasey's. "i'd get fired." "i doubt that. well, at first at least. but what's life with- out a few risks, hon?

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Shadowfox Null 03

He has to overnight, either here or in portland, and--" she was going to say _and this is where the nookie is_ but technofox was right there. "right," firefox nodded and tapped her earplug. "call torrance." shadowfox blinked.

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