Claimed: One Wolf's Meat
I hit the gym for an hour every morning before work. Not that anyone would call me a gym rat—I’ve got a lot of weight around the tum I’m working on—but I wasn’t going to let looking out of place stop me. Treadmill today, watching the rain in the dark...
The Filth in the Gym
I've always hated the Eastside gym. I mean, over the course of wrestling season you get to see a lot of _kinda_ run-down places, but Eastside seems to have zero maintenance or janitorial budget. You might think I'm exaggerating, but when me and my...
Hog Anus
"You there, with the anus!" I froze in place. _How did they know?_ I was fully dressed! It should have been hidden! I tried not to turn around, tried not to react. Maybe they meant someone else. Anuses are like opinions after all--everyone _has_ one....
The Problem with Patches
I still tend to wake up early, my heart racing. It takes a few moments to get myself back together. In most respects, college had treated me well--decent grades, good food, close friends (a couple with benefits)--but there was one dark spot. It was...
The Rat Always Wins
The Craigslist ad was a familiar one. It had been a while since I'd heard anything from the rat, but tonight it seemed he was in town and on the prowl again. The subject line as usual simply read: Stop. Look. Obey. I never could resist him. I...
Your Life or Your Life
Blair said he was trying to forget. He wouldn't say what could've been so terrible that he'd cancel our evening out, but when your otter's hurting, your otter's hurting. So instead of another boring party, we decided to binge some shows. His head...
The Wrong Word in the Right Place
Even though it was cold today and a gentle snow was coming down thick, I was excited to be out canvassing for the election. Our ballot measure had started out as a longshot, but ever since the news had started reporting on us our numbers in the...
Swell4Me
It was one of those months where funds are scarce and you end up having to tighten your belt a little, as the saying goes. The trouble in my case was that it wasn't just a metaphorical belt-tightening--the combination of stress, a reduced grocery...
Working for the New King
I work in the new castle that they've been building on the edge of town. I'd thought, when I saw the posting, that it might be some cool sort of Ye Olde Renaissance Faire or something. But when I showed up to see what it was all about, it turned out it...
A Night of Feeding
So I've always wanted to get fat. Trouble is, it's a little harder than most people think. Sure, you might think "oh, I blow up huge if I don't stick to my diet" but that's just the first fifteen pounds that terrifies you into hitting the gym...
Detram
I had been a little shy about showing up at Ted's party. It was the first time I'd been invited to his occasional get-togethers, though I'd heard my friends going on and on about how great they were before. They know I don't do too well in big...
All Along
Your pig was always immobile, even while it was still strong enough to stand on its own two feet--you just helped it look the part. You remember when it first reached out to you, begging to be fed. "I love my belly. Love being big and round and soft....