One Little Game
With calex asleep there was no one to hear the puns. what a waste. well, he was running out of small jokes anyway. he needed time to think up some new ones, and why not since calex was napping.
Spots and Scales
(no pun intended) hopefully these will have more penetration (no pun intended) than my not-so-yiffy stories. either way, enjoy my work.
Party Animals
Their inside joke had mostly gone over bw's head however, passing it off as another of their plentiful pun jokes.
Eighth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Fluttershy walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he/she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so he/she...
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Dkk'sassassin contracts meh just came to me while thinking your name dkk for dovahkiinkit you were frozen in skyrim then became immortal then went through other video games you just woke up on this planet called earth you just left black ops twee (pun
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt5.
**"lopunny...lop..lop...unnny...pun...punnny...lopunny..lopunny!"
Poem - Egality
They claim to be our friends, but made our cause a pun. what friends are they to us, when hate is all they speak?! reduced to mere automatons from out the spring of youth; no ear to hear the truth nor wisdom will they seek?
Chapter 15
I suppose i'll have to watch when i pun around since i might get punished for punning too much.
Werewolf At Large
The end ( for now, as i can't think of any more rotton size puns for chapter titles )
Pussy-whipped [script]
@unregisteredcat and i had a conversation recently about ballbusting cat puns, and one thing led to another, and here's the sexy result.
The only fox I need
(pun and no pun intended) i am big enough to fit in his muzzle perfectly and he is big enough to fit in mine without too much muscle stretching, same for my rear.
Astral High - Chapter 11
"oh, it's a pun." "yeah. and it was cool at first, but i was so glad when sapphire got sick of it. well, more like had a melt down about memorizing stuff i didn't even know.