I need to man up of fur up... or some lame pun
My first plan to tell mom was a good one, but she just has to go shopping when I'm at school!I need a plan B but everything else I think of has flaws to say the least.I jumped into a pond and swam for a dead duck... In the middle of October.I cut my...
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt126
**“lo…pu…punny… ughnnnnn!"** _[oh arceus…yes...ughnnnnn!]
Pink Salmon
Despite the non-canon feline shenanigans and catty puns, this fishing short story almost works as a follow-up to mello's other stories should you be interested in reading any of them, although this works standalone too.
Taris Fails a Student
Taris Fails a Student "Ms Lang,i would like to see you after class," the large wolftaur leading the class called out, minutes before the bell. A blue female goat jumps, her hand snapping away from her exposed crotch where it had drifted while she day...
Love Bites pt 1
"why does it matter that i like puns?" "because, if i'm going to spill my guts to someone i want to at least _pretend_ i know them."
Balls in the Air
As she rendered much of the crowd bent double with laughter through a string of rapid-fire puns, each one simultaneously better and worse than the last, she had somehow managed to produce small props from her sleeves related to each and every pun despite the
The Royal Secret part 8: Tied Together
I dunno, it just seems like a good position for the climax (ha ha, pun). there's something intrinsically powerful with having the female be in the seat of sexual authority (pun pun).
Math Class #2
We were sat on the couch enjoying our 'high fructose corn syrup' and 'artificial flavors' when jack asked "wanna hear an awful pun?" "mm hmmm" i responded, my mouth full of soda. "i tried my first soft drink, it was _soda_licious!"
Micro May Day 9: Lower Intakes
"For the last time, I'm not selling!" I say sternly to the man in front of me. He was a portly goat that had a friendly and warm persona, but the people that worked these markets knew him as The Baron. He was trying to buy out everyone and seemed to...
The Lockdown – Christmas Double Feature
DISCLAIMER - Do you want an escape from being trapped in your apartment for the last year? This ain't it. Unless of course you mean escape through lewds. Then this is definitely it. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Do not read if it would be...
Shadow the Hedgehog: Continued Ending
A/n: i love the pun. yay pun. comment on story/vote please!!! (get's shot for bad pun.) \*dies\*
Milf's Best Friend
Yup the title's horrible i know... oh well, pun pun pun! this is a very very kinky story that i came up with that is full to the brim with naughty taboos.