Red vs Blue episode 6
"is this guy a retard?" donut asked. " red? shut up. tucker? listen to me. ya haven't gone back in time, okay? this is the guy who stole the flag, he's just not the sargeant.
Roundabout 5, breaking the fourth wall
He was lucky; six out of eight brothers and sisters turned out mentally retarded, and he and his siamese twin developed iqs of 200 points.
My life with blaziken chapter 20
"what did you two retards do" she said in barely contained rage. "he's under arrest for being a criminal, and i'm under arrest for harboring him." i told her.
Darin
"little kitten is so retarded he came to the high school to look for his mommy," i exclaimed. the rabbit stood up, looking as if he were ready to fight. i knew his expression, the pressure he was going through to come up with a comeback.
Mass Retard Effect -Day 1-
#1 of mass retard effect: days of future dumbasses shephard..... is a retard. that is all shephard..... the galaxys finest hero... is now (rudely interupted by shephard, who is currently shitting his ass off) "shephard, you are a dumb retard.
The Simple Things. Chapter Nine.
"i think he's retarded." max just said flatly but didn't seem all that annoyed by it. "what?" i asked sharply but the lot just waved it off and took a seat and continued this canadian interrogation.
Black Dancing Soul...
In werewolf lore it is forbidden for us to copulate amongst one another because our offspring come out...in what you might call retarded. i know. i know. a retarded werewolf...funny shit indeed but it's true.
Kidnapped and loving it CHAP 02
There was no way that was brad in that tape, i just refused to believe that diaper humping drooling retard in the corner had once been that angry swearing teen.
Another Chance: Chapter 2
Garret pointed to himself and instantly felt like he looked like a retard doing that and brought his paw down. "me?" he repeated. the other garret rolled his eyes. "retard."
Howl Lost In The Wind
\*waves and mews softly\* ((please note: all retard ness that comes at recap section is from lots of coffee and sugar! and besides it shouldn't matter cuz i'm cute!
Grin and Bear ($#)it!
The stuff immediately came up to one of his knees and he let out another low, retarded giggle at the feeling of warmth.
Finding New Life (Part 1 of 3)
"god damn it meiko, i can't stand you just lazing around all day making noise in my head with your retarded guitar noises."