Cyborg Dreams

Damn, thank goodness i'm alone in this room or someone could shoot me in the head because of this freaking bad pun "anyway, first things first, lets lube it up" as i crawl in my bed with my butt in the air, my tongue gets to work licking two fingers like

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The Apple of My Eye

She said chuckling at her own bad pun. applejack obeyed and twilight obliged her part, her wet silky tongue diving into the sweet and tender honeypot of applejack.

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In My Wildest Dreams Ch. 19 Wrestling With Ethics

I playfully punched him in the shoulder for the bad pun and then i picked up my trophy and coach bart and i made our way off of the stage. we walked back to our table where everybody was still waiting for us.

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Marshmallows and love

He never really paid attention to them, except once while making a bad pun about how they should love furries since they were cat-holics. needless to say, they didn't understand it, but that was common.

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There's A Dog Cock in My Pants!

I know, bad pun. anyway, i already knew a few of the guys at the mounted unit (and even had fooled around with a few) so the transition there was easy. i didnt know at the time that i would meet two very important men.

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Chp. 7) My Brother's Guilt

What a bad pun rues thought laughing all the same. "so what do you have to study then?" a bunch of pointless crap in leon's mind, still he couldn't afford to let his grades slip. "the norm. ya' know math and english and stuff."

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Neverwinter Nights

As it bulled it's way through (hehe, bad pun. my head hurts) i tried to shy away but realized i was already as far as i could go.

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Breaking the Ice

"you've paid your debt when i say so fox...and you owe me for fucking with my work, and for the bad pun. but i'll be mindful of your tailhole..." as the bear lapped at his red raw hole, the fox let his body relax and enjoyed the sensations.

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Demon Dorms

Chris asked, barraging his roomate with bad puns. he moved over, throwing his blankets back, getting ready for bed.

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Chapter 7: Whoever Wants a Boring Birthday, Raise Your Paw

#7 of the pizza party disclaimer: the following story contains the following acts: domination submission oral anal light bondage chastity foot fetish not to mention, it's furs going at it like rabbits, er...bad pun,

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Wind of Change: Chapter 12

"you're not the only race in the whole federation to understand bad puns, okay?

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SYBT: One of the Quite Ones

She almost laughed to herself at the bad pun and started thinking about how she could turn this situation into such a scenario. her mind now running with dirty and lustful thoughts.

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