Nyandemic Story, pt. 23
I bristled, but couldn't quite bring myself to pull away from her touch; instead, I turned my head and brooded – at that, at the thought that there might not even _be_ much I could do about these instincts, and at the reminder of how I'd spent the...
Jon Mahon Chronicles
Some retard from jmso put it in with all the grater platers and billy mays accidentally ended up selling it to al-qaeda, who then used it to destroy africa and half of canada.
Obamastory (very immature)
So now obama was sitting at his desk at the fucking white house or something, fucking trying to order a copy of bomberman and billy mays called him on the phone billy:"hi billy mays here i have an amazing offer 'i fucked up the economy' tshirt only $19.95
Jon Mahon Christmas Special
mays, bill gates, bill nye, bill cosby, bill gosper (the first three bills make up the billy alliance) so the people now have to come up with something to do in the awesome party house until someone helps............
Amber Silverblood: Chapter Sixty Nine
\*give billy mays thumbs up\*
Kings And Killers Make Hair Metal...Magical (Chapter One)
The motorcycle hitting a billy mayes cardboard cut out in the process. "what was he selling this time?" harrison asked "your mom!" quickly responded gibson. "ow! ya got me that time." harrison winced out.
Giantess Undyne X Alphys: Fetishistic Boogaloo
Alphys randomly quoted billy mays like a complete and utter lunatic as her entire body flipped and flailed around like a ragdoll, becoming totally drenched in her own foot-sweat-infused-saliva in the process.
Valium & Vodka: Chapter Fourteen
Had it not been for the security cameras in place at the steel yard, billy may very well have gotten off, but with motive looming over his head, he wouldn't have gotten far.
A New Life - Chapter 1 (Part 1)
"hi, billy mayes here!" he spoke a-loud, laughing even harder now. someone in the next isle down gave him a very strange look and snorted. james blushed then frowned, poor billy, it was gonna be different with him not shouting on the tv anymore.
The Trial But With Pig TF
Sometimes when you think you've hit rock bottom, billy mayes appears from a trap door and yells, "but wait, there's more!" "oh, jesus. not a rat. just don't let it be a rat."