Nyandemic Story, pt. 23
I bristled, but couldn't quite bring myself to pull away from her touch; instead, I turned my head and brooded – at that, at the thought that there might not even _be_ much I could do about these instincts, and at the reminder of how I'd spent the...
Obamastory (very immature)
So now obama was sitting at his desk at the fucking white house or something, fucking trying to order a copy of bomberman and billy mays called him on the phone billy:"hi billy mays here i have an amazing offer 'i fucked up the economy' tshirt only $19.95
Jon Mahon Chronicles
Some retard from jmso put it in with all the grater platers and billy mays accidentally ended up selling it to al-qaeda, who then used it to destroy africa and half of canada.
Tommy's Dragon
He held up his hands like billy mays. but wait there's more. "there was a cave." "a cave?" he crossed his arms and gave me the look of mild annoyment. glad he knew knew how i felt at times. "gonna let me finish?" "go ahead."
Jon Mahon Christmas Special
Awesome t-shirt), osama bin laden, vegeta, hitler, anne frank, (oops) anne frankenstein classmates: josh, jared, sid space, karson, danny, tyler, alex (both nuclear and irritable alexes), d-love/2kdre and the obligatory list of similarly named people: billy mays
Amber Silverblood: Chapter Sixty Nine
\*give billy mays thumbs up\*
Kings And Killers Make Hair Metal...Magical (Chapter One)
The motorcycle hitting a billy mayes cardboard cut out in the process. "what was he selling this time?" harrison asked "your mom!" quickly responded gibson. "ow! ya got me that time." harrison winced out.
A New Life - Chapter 1 (Part 1)
"hi, billy mayes here!" he spoke a-loud, laughing even harder now. someone in the next isle down gave him a very strange look and snorted. james blushed then frowned, poor billy, it was gonna be different with him not shouting on the tv anymore.
Giantess Undyne X Alphys: Fetishistic Boogaloo
Alphys randomly quoted billy mays like a complete and utter lunatic as her entire body flipped and flailed around like a ragdoll, becoming totally drenched in her own foot-sweat-infused-saliva in the process.
Valium & Vodka: Chapter Fourteen
Had it not been for the security cameras in place at the steel yard, billy may very well have gotten off, but with motive looming over his head, he wouldn't have gotten far.
The Trial But With Pig TF
Sometimes when you think you've hit rock bottom, billy mayes appears from a trap door and yells, "but wait, there's more!" "oh, jesus. not a rat. just don't let it be a rat."