Sword swallowing

Vitaly the tiger sat in the stands and stroked himself. Gia the leopard stood in the tent under the lights, embarrassed. "Look, Vitaly" Gia said, "I'm sorry I said you don't give me any sexual pleasure. There's no need to-" "Shhhhh" said the tiger....

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Mordecai's not-that-little secret(Regular Show porn)

"This will be our fifth date", said Margaret. "We've really been hitting it off". "I am happily suprised you guys got back together after you graduated from college", said Rigby, seated on the couch next to her. They were chatting while the...

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Jakiel "Blacktusk" Gondvor - Original Character design

papertoilet Character Sheet: Full name: Jakiel Gondvor Goes by: Jake/Jakey, Blacktusk, JB Heritage: His mother was half dragon, half elephant. His father was 3/4 elephant, 1/4 dinosaur. UNIQUE FEATURES:...

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SCENTS AND SPILLAGE PART 2

************* SCENTS AND SPILLAGE PART 2 Big Mac Celestia Luna Duke Omelliah ******** Mac awoke on his back, staring at the white chest of princess Celestia, who was occupied in licking all around his huge erect cocktip. She slurped and slopped drool...

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Scents and Spillage (Part one)

Big Mac stared at the trees, impressed. Twi's growth formula had definitely worked. The apples were far bigger and juicer, there were many more of them, and the trees were producing the apples in higher and faster quantities. Interestingly enough, Mac...

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Looney Tunes porn; M/M/F; "What the teachers do after school"

(If anyone knows how to do Bugs Bunny and/or Foghorn's voice in writing- let me know. I can't do it) Foghorn sauntered back to the school, annoyed at himself. He had forgotten to get his cell phone from Mrs. Bunny's desk at the end of the...

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Noelle's Toilet Paper Transformation

When tasque needed toilet paper, she needed toilet paper, and noelle's purpose was to comply with her commands and keep her bathroom stocked.

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Splice Away! part two: green toilet paper.

**Sorry about the long period between chapters, I am kind of slow writer and I have an abundance of other stuff in my life right now, so please excuse my slowness.** **...** The doors of the clinic emptied directly into a small...

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Free Entry

He returned to his dorm to strip and wrap himself in toilet paper, and it was only in that instance that he realised he probably paid the same amount in toilet paper as he would have on the entry fee.

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The Town Whore: A Good Bargain

"we're finally getting toilet paper again..." "we've become so godless...it's like we're a whorehouse." "not like you never hired him, bud." "shut it, fuckwad." "at least we'll be making toilet paper again."

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Call Waiting

‘moove me bich’ was written just above the toilet paper dispenser, with a few oh so professional addendums ‘hope u choke’ ‘i never choke’ ‘tastes like chicken’ ‘youd know what kock tastes like huh’ and more.

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Sisterly Love Part 1

Darn it, i don't have any toilet paper, and ema's hogging the bathroom...._ she looked down at her hands. _i guess i could try it with-out the toilet paper...

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