A Heroic Lack of Orientation
For Catsithx
By Draconicon
Styve was walking home from a bowling game when the world suddenly exploded around him. The sergal ducked, several pieces of newly-poured concrete flying over his head, and one...
Anal, Annoyance, Creampie, Cum, Dragon, M/M, Orgasm, Sergal, You gotta be kidding me, delusion, luck, not gay, orientation play, superhero, supervillain
"you gotta be kidding me," carlo said, or at least tried to say, as his throat lost its capability to talk. he slowly crawled to the stream and looked at his reflection.
what he saw at the reflection astounded him.
Author, Author-to-character, Character, Male, Naga, Snake, Transformation, tf
"you gotta be kidding me now."
the father stood up and grabbed his son by the throat,
his face changed into pure anger.
"you. are. not. gay."
his father growled, tightening his grip.
"honey, let him go!"
his mother yelped.
M/M, Sad, Story Progression
"oh, you gotta be kidding me? another one?" katherine's voice then interrupted them, showing up with her usual posse. "i knew you were hopeless for attention, scaly, but this is, like, the third guy this week? desperate much?"
Kirin, Lion, Wolf, furry, plot
"you gotta be kidding me! i wont be able too take that!" angelina cried
the stallion completely ignore her as he looked at her with somewhat of a smile as he stroked his long cock making it hard before he took the feline.
Ejaculation, Feline, Foursome, M/F, Short, Vaginal
"well, i was just about to get out of bed,"
"you gotta be kidding me! do you know what you've just been through?" showers said in an exasperated voice.
"yeah, sleeping for the past two days," chloe retorted.
M/F, Pokemon, Vaginal, Vixen
"you gotta be kidding me..."
end of introduction
Bear, Canine, Clean, Doberman, Male, Milking, Milking farm, Prison, Reboot, Series, Wolf, no sex, plot
"you gotta be kidding me man! you're cold on a beach? wow."
the black doberman who was lying beside him was looking at kevin through his sunglasses.
"i'm n-not cold-d. i'm...i...am...n-nervous."
"what is there to be nervous about?
Story Progression, Story Series, Wolf
"you gotta be kidding me," said bandit.
cindy walked in and said, "she's right. but don't worry, cutie," continued cindy, "i'll protect you."
"okay," bandit said, relieved.
"but the protection comes at a cost," cindy said.
Ferret, Human, Love, M/F, M/F/F, Mare, Master/Pet, Mustelid, Non-Anthro, Skunk, Zoophilia
"oh, you gotta be kidding me..."
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by the time that rapidash arrived, arcanine had put a towel beneath his boobs. they'd grown to at least a dd cup, and they were heavy, too.
Anthro Pokemon, Arcanine, Breast Growth, Evolution stone, Lactation, M/M, M/solo, Male lactation, Mutation, Rapidash, Transformation, infectious
"shy, you gotta be kidding me." but before he could say another world, shymar streaked forward, throwing him off of her back. he fell into a hot pond, and surfaced, watching his dragon fly swiftly away.
Adventure, Dragon, Elf, Fantasy, Friendship, Human
you gotta be kidding me. you gotta be fucking kidding me."
"...is that bad?"
"it's the fucking _worst!_ i'm an incubus, kid. do you know what that means?
Casual nudity, Demon, Exhibitionism, Extreme casualness, Forced nudity, Genie of sorts, Goat, Incubus, M/M, Nudity, Rat, Reality manipulation, Reality warping