brainfarts everywhere
i bend low to the ground, pulling out my bow. leaves crushed by hooves, leading north. they look heavy, most likely belonging to a large buck. it should feed a few families if i kill it.
Brainfart, Notsureifcanon
"hmm...knucklehead, that stupid horse you know the one i mean, captain brainfart..."
"you wound me honeybadger..."
he dropped his head, and his ears and tail, the perfect picture of a meek stallion hurt and crushed by her torments.
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Author's note: because i rushed this chapter just to finally get it finished, i had a massive brainfart and completely forgot about the two batarians the crew picked up in the previous chapter. had to add a few lines to fix that.
"any word on kenn yet?"
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A brainfart during a horrid night with no sleep
crumbled crane
i sigh, hands trembling a little as i set down the perfectly folded crane on the desk. a mound of crumbled papers sit next to it.
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brainfarts get the best of us, sometimes." rammy makes a beeline towards the ermine.
"haha, yes. brainfarts, indeed..." (i-it looked pretty packed, too!) sakiko dashes after.
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"fuck babe, i'm sorry," the imp said, "total brainfart. this shit probably didn't fly in the time you're from, did it? i was covering a shift and i had to disguise myself. it's okay if you don't like it.
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It must've been some sort of brainfart, but he couldn't recall whether the scheduling that had made him late to the session had been for his junior or senior year at the university.
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And if nelvos eventually comes barging in here, we can claim there was a brainfart in the system or a clerical error. with luck, this'll all be over and kelham will be someone else's problem by then."
"good man."
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Thankfully my bull managed to speak for both of us, and covered for my brainfart as i stared at the equine adonis in front of me. i could see every fucking muscle, dammit.
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If nysha had a brainfart and urged the engine to jump into the wrong speed, they would melt into its atmosphere faster than nura had time to blink.
"i should map you the route for the beacon placement."
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