The Ol' College Try
Young furs everywhere, just about all of them had either a dark brown beer bottle or a red solo cup clutched in their hand; standing in clusters, holding down positions on various couches and chairs, or enjoying a live band playing a rockabilly cover of bert
Adipose City: Operation House Cleaning
"i don't see why not, i've been using the program bert gave me to get free product from the other corps for a couple months now."
Maranatha - Chapter XV - as told by Sybrand Brubaker
"bert ram, butt ram, and my personal favorite, black betty. you're lombardi, right? you got a first name?" i think about this for a second, take a sip of my coffee.
A Breath of Spring
"come on bert, let's go." the older boy didn't move, just hung with his eyes wide and mouth agape. the younger tugged at his sleeve. it took a few moments, but at long last he started breathing again.
Chapter 10 - Ghost Hunting
"bert was right though, he'd probably be popular." gideon grinned, walking over and helping billy fix his overalls. the tiger tried to kiss him but he held his hand up and kept the tiger back. "mr. gideon!" avery protested.
Eirjan's Special Gift
#5 of pierced pleasure note: this story was a special birthday present for my friend and patron eirjan, and also features original characters courtesy of som-bert. eirjan had just turned 23, and he was rearing to make his special day truly count.
Brought into the Light; part 5: Sheath and Knife Fiction.
"then again...i got like a hundred certified "adhd, xyz, 123, bert and ernie things messed up in my head, what's one more problem? homicidal maniac...has a cool ring to it." "alex? you are not crazy." grace snorted.
Maranatha - Chapter XVIII - As Told By Nicky Marlowe
"looks like wishes are horses today, bert," i say with a voice as soft as when i came into my mom's bedroom one christmas morning many moons ago and told her very quietly that, despite my claims that santa didn't exist, the kind old man had dropped by in the
Gangland Decescration
"bert?" he asked. "you know better than that!" bird said. bird is the split personality of two-tone, hence his name. two-tone was nicknamed bird, due to the fact that his right middle finger was cut off so he could never flip someone off properly.
Graham's Ranch for Exotic Animals
"oh, old bert? nah, don't mind him. he just wants to join in on the fun!" graham beamed over at the young lion, and for a moment, kyle felt something familiar about the man.
Dragons of Forest Keep - Chapter 50
"it wuz summat mightily odd sor" he said, head lowered, "it wuz like bein' stricken wi' a treetrunk, dashed poor berts wit's all over too" he looked meaningfully at the giggling captive who was playing with his toes.
Appalachian Spring
"bert doesn't like you being on the roof," curtiss said. he didn't sound like he meant it harshly. "i know. dad doesn't like a lot of things." "he's just worried about you," her uncle said.