Kappa Reacquaintance
He recalled that he was going to kill the reptile, but there was a cucumber that stopped him. except the cucumber wasn’t really a cucumber; it was a part of the dragon’s body that he sucked on, and he ingested some white fluids that came from it.
Down to the Boardwalk (Part 1 of 2)
She moved the cucumbers to the side and put a tomato on the wood. "cody. we talked about this on the phone earlier, remember? you agreed to take him with you on your little trip." aaron was flabbergasted. "no we didn't."
Perfect Run
He’d been cool as a frozen cucumber, assuring her he could still outride her one-legged. a subtle windmill helped her keep balance and she kept the tail of her board from slipping out of control.
Ellie the Mermaid, Chapter 4
Josh worked the ropes ellie had rigged to work the annabelle’s rudder so it came to a stop and didn’t so much as bump the sea cucumber.
Tales from the Nexus: Steaming Hot
A cucumber iced martini." "that sounds... weird..." "trust me. it's _amazing_." ian rolled his blue eyes for emphasis and began to cook up the drink.
Slightly AFTER Thanksgiving Special!
Xavyr swallowed the last bit of edible flesh off of his apple, and set it down, already done with the cucumber. "i'll be right back," he sighed, standing. "i gotta use the bathroom." he said.
Early Riser
Nick's face burned crimson, but as ever he fought to play it cool as a cucumber about to be used as an improvised dildo. "i'd expect nothing less from a stud like you. now, shut up and fu-ahh... _aaaahhhgod_!"
Shu, Kai, Roy, Wolfie, and the Zombies
I asked "bacon angus cheeseburger with cucumbers." wolfie said " i'm sorry wolfie...did you say cucumbers" roy said. "yes i did. what about you shu what are you having?" wolfie asked "uhh...the same as you minus the cucumbers." i said.
I Used to Howl Alone#2 Anything Means Anything
You have a soda can, i have a cucumber." he laughed, and was immediately silenced when i went back to work. i was a guy.
The Calm Before The Storm (Chapter 1)
I let out a slow exhale as i approached the checkout and placed my very healthy choice of cucumber, lettuce and tomato salad with chicken and wholegrain pasta, onto the till belt. i quickly glanced over at him and tried to act calm.
Sam the Were-Donkey Part 2
He had almost three pounds of assorted cucumbers, lettuce and kale he had set aside for juicing. he tore into them ravenously as his hands stuffed whole heads of romaine lettuce and kale into his mouth. he couldn't stop. sam had never felt so hungry.
The Secret Sweet Bread Ingredient
The taboo of a female using a banana or a cucumber as an object for penetration was a thing of the past, something that was introduced by pornography once upon a time, and after some people actually tried it without any real, adverse side effects, the concept