Story Request #2 - nievelion
It was a good thing he had brought an extra pair of boxers and his spare suit, for despite the fantastic jerkoff session he had just gone through, nieve knew very well that all this was only _just_ the beginning of a good, long day. \*\*\* there was
Koopalings: The Teenage Years (Chapter Fourteen)
Just to make it 'til now, with the plumber, give these jerkoffs a medal." the officer's eyes went truly wide. he stopped still. "... the call about mario today, that's the same car!
The Raging Hounds XIII: Sade Campaign Finale: Old Scars
I haven't been, y'know, with another male in a damn long while and haven't really even gotten a proper jerkoff done lately. i... i know blue balls isn't really a medical condition, but...
The Easter Virus, Chapter 4
"jerkoffs, a doe muttered.
Stud Son
There was a little fear that maverick might materialise at the door and demand answers, but the post-jerkoff guilt was stronger. as he remembered what he'd said, and done, he sighed and buried his face into the pillow.
Lyx - Dead Sea
Not because you jerkoffs scare me off." joshua leaned foward, staring calmly at the twins, whiskers twitching. in the pause he drained the rest of his beer and tossed the bottle under his bed.
MapleStory: Sweet Love - Part 2 FINAL
I was still too hung up on that jerkoff ex and trying to get you." diosoth explained to her, "i... okay, so i guess kyrin's hot and i don't really mind all this but-" "you're afraid if you stick it in her then you're cheating?"
Learning The Ropes
"and don't come back either, you jerkoffs!" the bartender screamed after them. "you ain't heard the last of this, you fuckin' fur-lovers!" the fat one yelled back as they left and slammed the door behind him.
Enochian: Book 3, Chapter 2
Put the gun down, along with the rest of your other jerkoffs, before i make an example out of you!" "fuck you, bitch! take off your weapons and..."
Eudaemon III: Rebirth / Act V, Part 3
Drake sounded almost amused, however, mentally returning the nod before he added dryly: by the way, i really don't trust this jerkoff. you should get rid of him... he'll only serve as a disturbance to the team. "come on, let's go.
Eudaemon III: Rebirth / Act IV, Part 4
They were... too damaged from narrius's experiments, too twisted up, and i couldn't bear to let even that jerkoff lone live on as alone."
Evokation / Book I: The Fool / Part 8
"don't be so damn weird, jerkoff." "i'd like to jerk off right now." zerrex said mildly, and lily groaned and rolled her eyes.