He Who Would be Master: 11
"look what you did, douche-bag!" jay, at the end of his patience, hauled kaard to his feet by his beard. "what _i_ did!? take a good look, you selfish, little, fuck-head!! look at him!!" angel hadn't uncurled.
Magical Mayhem Sorcerous Familiar Chapter Six
"forget about him, that guy's a royal douche bag. and anyway, he doesn't have the power to help you. the headmaster does." shiro wasn't convinced. "but how do you _know?_" "look."
State of Mind
"you know," she starts, "most douche-bag preps in this place would just laugh and walk away." chris finds his cheeks growing warm, flattered by charlotte's kind words. "i'll be right out once i change my clothes."
Brought into the Light: Part 9: Sheath and knife fan fiction.
"all you did was verify that geritol is for fat old douche bags like you." will giggled. "i really needed that to get out all my anger." "you held your own." gordon replied. "i'm pleased you learned to fight so well.
The Blade grows dull
(if you see anything, comment and i'll fix it) this is the story of sam 'the blade' porcius a conceited, self absorbed, narcissistic, douche-bag prick of a silver fox.
Two of a Kind- Prostitute spies?!
According to damon, vlad was a complete douche bag, always scheming and going against everyone from the shadows. to say that he was a shark (in metaphorical terms) wasn't _nearly_ enough. at least feral sharks were direct.
The Experiment
"some douche-bag that i work with," the dragoness sighed and allowed her head to loll far back, rolling lethargically from left to right. "why are you bringing him up now?" cetas shook his head. "haven't we got more pressing things to worry about?
Chapter 1
"i didn't want to tag along with those douche bags anyway. carrying their gear was a small pot hole in the road to..." he scratched his chin in thought. "awe fuck it. i just didn't want to have to hang out with them anymore." eve rolled her eyes.
Brother's Date
Just be careful to not get caught up in the wrong crowd or date douche bags. i had a few questionable friends and i don't want to have to pick you up somewhere with a bloody nose or, god forbid, whacked out on some type of drug." "reggie..."
I Will Protect You - Part 9 - Disenchanted
"oh, don't even go there, just ended a relationship with a douche bag and don't feel like another one yet." gavin blinked and tilted his head. "wait...you don't want another relationship or a douche bag?"
The Sanctuary, chapter 2
You tell her that you learn to get over yourself, and understand that while there's a lot of douche bags in the world, if you don't learn to trust, you'll never find the ones who aren't. "he's not wrong, kaylie."
Gifted Exchange Part 1
All i want for christmas is for you to take that douche bag ass wipe of a quarterback and his two little turd burglar sidekicks down a few pegs. lots of love, damon."