A Gentleman's Journal: Eat my Dust! Or, I get a very odd client
Asked a unicorn waiter after i had read through the menu i considered for a moment, the cost of imported human food was almost double, but it was worth it so i went ahead and ordered what i really wanted.
Alien Relations
At least compared to human food." "that's good, we'll have to get more sangheili dishes in you." "already making plans?" i ask, smirking up at him. "maybe, if you want to do stuff after this?" sese asks, placing a hand halfway across the table.
Hammed
**Hammed** **By ilbv** Bill's stomach rumbled. He quickly looked down at it and placed his hand over it. After a few pats, it stopped and Bill quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Guests were going about their business as...
The Life of A Pet Dragoness - Ch. 8 [CM]
She was met with a sweet smell of honey, the human food feeling slightly out of place in a pet bowl but she wouldn't complain if she was allowed to have food like she had when she was a person.
On the Job Training
Claws that hid behind a coat of fur were pushing forward from his flesh and filling him with discomfort, but the aromatic call to his stomach overwhelmed his sense of pain: just like a proper puppy, his hunger for human food would lead him down all kinds of
Master of Aura Chapter Twelve
In the canopy of the trees, a flying type fed its chicks with leftovers from human's food rather than catching the bug type for that same purpose." "it astounded and confused me.
New Beginning Chapter 7: Can't Go Anywhere Without Making a Scene
Problem was, i ran out of human food, which meant i had to stick with the poke'mon food i had, which didn't fill me up very much.
Devil's Debauchery
Gwen bent down to try and get one more mouthful of real human food, only to find the bowl moving away from her as her face came within inches.
The Forest
"human food not good at all. no wonder you all so short." her pointed ears twitched at a noise off in the forest, but whatever it was didn't seem to be close and she turned her attention back to her meal. jack shrugged. "well, it's military food.
Avoiding Extinction
It smelled like bacon and eggs and other human food; nothing that he could really eat, but he needed to get some fresh air and hoped that the companionship would help calm his nerves.
Astro and the Buried Boner: part 8
I used to absolutely hate human food until astro suckered me with a sloppy pie." atlas said smiling. astro leaned over and kissed him..."i am your sloppy pie." he said with doe eyes. anubis snorted. "die?
The Full Moon Package
Right now, i just want to get some human food in me. i am craving a hamburger so bad." "oh are we going out for food?" breana rose from the couch. "i wanna come." "i think we all deserve a treat after going through that...