A Gentleman's Journal: Eat my Dust! Or, I get a very odd client

Asked a unicorn waiter after i had read through the menu i considered for a moment, the cost of imported human food was almost double, but it was worth it so i went ahead and ordered what i really wanted.

, , , , , , , , ,

Alien Relations

At least compared to human food." "that's good, we'll have to get more sangheili dishes in you." "already making plans?" i ask, smirking up at him. "maybe, if you want to do stuff after this?" sese asks, placing a hand halfway across the table.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Hammed

**Hammed** **By ilbv** Bill's stomach rumbled. He quickly looked down at it and placed his hand over it. After a few pats, it stopped and Bill quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Guests were going about their business as...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

The Life of A Pet Dragoness - Ch. 8 [CM]

She was met with a sweet smell of honey, the human food feeling slightly out of place in a pet bowl but she wouldn't complain if she was allowed to have food like she had when she was a person.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

On the Job Training

Claws that hid behind a coat of fur were pushing forward from his flesh and filling him with discomfort, but the aromatic call to his stomach overwhelmed his sense of pain: just like a proper puppy, his hunger for human food would lead him down all kinds of

, , , , , , , ,

Master of Aura Chapter Twelve

In the canopy of the trees, a flying type fed its chicks with leftovers from human's food rather than catching the bug type for that same purpose." "it astounded and confused me.

, , , , , , , , ,

New Beginning Chapter 7: Can't Go Anywhere Without Making a Scene

Problem was, i ran out of human food, which meant i had to stick with the poke'mon food i had, which didn't fill me up very much.

, , , ,

Devil's Debauchery

Gwen bent down to try and get one more mouthful of real human food, only to find the bowl moving away from her as her face came within inches.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

The Forest

"human food not good at all. no wonder you all so short." her pointed ears twitched at a noise off in the forest, but whatever it was didn't seem to be close and she turned her attention back to her meal. jack shrugged. "well, it's military food.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Avoiding Extinction

It smelled like bacon and eggs and other human food; nothing that he could really eat, but he needed to get some fresh air and hoped that the companionship would help calm his nerves.

, , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Astro and the Buried Boner: part 8

I used to absolutely hate human food until astro suckered me with a sloppy pie." atlas said smiling. astro leaned over and kissed him..."i am your sloppy pie." he said with doe eyes. anubis snorted. "die?

, , , , ,

The Full Moon Package

Right now, i just want to get some human food in me. i am craving a hamburger so bad." "oh are we going out for food?" breana rose from the couch. "i wanna come." "i think we all deserve a treat after going through that...

, ,