Purgatory - Prologue
He laughed aloud at his own bad pun. the police chase took a turn for the worse as a cruiser came up alongside the suspect's vehicle and an officer shot through the window.
The Full Treatment 2: Treat Harder
Now get to work before you get me out of the mood and i have to add you to the list of people that got mauled for making bad puns before sex."
Good Ol' Boys
The ursine seemed to keep holding back laughter at his own bad puns, much to nick's growing annoyance. "look here, i don't care how...big or magical, or...whatever you are.
Adamant 06: Fun Above and Below
Oh... ew... bad pun... i got dressed and attached haunter's plushy form to my belt. he made a cute little accessory, if anything. plus he'll be a fun fuck when he wakes up.
Chapter 1: Overture
When tired he tended to make bad puns. even to himself. he sighed. this was going to be a long day. _let's see....mocha? late? hrm..._ "holy crap!"
FF: A Fallen Hero
Rhyn giggled at the bad pun, disturbed by the fact the skeleton wasn't attempting to run a rusty blade through him, "oh i can see right through you!" he said, escalating the dialogue between them.
Ratchet and Clank: Scoring Big Time!
"hey don't get 'cross' with me," ratchet said chuckling to his bad pun while angela gave him a withering glare, "sorry," he rubbed the back of his head aware of his rudeness, he then cleared his throat, "so should i take off the suit?"
The Club 9 - Ideals Hit Home
_the road to recovery starts with a single sip, and a bad pun. glad she's not too stuck in her old ways._ "thank you, master." jasmine said with a smile and a burp.
Shield
Adele, trying to break the ice (which seemed, to her, like a bad pun), said, " ... uh ... you know, i don't think we were properly introduced." "we weren't," the hare said dryly, finally looking away from the snow rabbit.
An Experiment Gone Wrong? CH.4 (Rewrite)
You chuckle at the bad puns and felt sans has rubbed off on you a little from the time you spent in the lab together. asriel was still confused by what you meant, "i don't get it..." you snicker a bit more before laughing louder.
Working Moose
He tells her he raped a girl and she's more freaked that she wasn't his first piece of ass... sorry bad pun in there somewhere," the bison boy said with an odd look on his face."fuck me, just fuck me every tuesday," chucky said offhandedly.
Lucy's Luck (7000 words)
The panther chuckled at the bad pun and her eyes lingered on the nicely placed onyx handlebars atop her partner's head. "i hope you don't mind if i just do this~?"