The Trouble with Idioms
The barnyard dance. it's a dance you need two people to do." well, there was no harm in just a dance! cass wondered what her father could possibly be so upset about. "would you do it with me?" she asked.
Abducted By Beasts - Chapter 6
Regardless of the diodes that, most likely, mocked synapses and the whole experience being a simulation, he still ejaculated to...with humanoid barnyard animals, lizards, and ocean life. even to the sight of someone's kid!
Pole for a Polecat
"barnyard dawg..?" pitu chuckled. "zat is just a nom de plume, chaton." he zoomed in a bit on the image so that his cock filled the frame fully. "but yes, zere he is." he moved to the image of bugs bunny.
One Man's Burden, Another's Pleasure
They seemed totally unaware that their last remaining moments as humans were fleeting, and they were doomed to spend the rest of their days in blissful barnyard ignorance. just then denver's own ears began to burn.
"The Race" Preview
"i think we might have to go back to grandpa bennie's old barnyard." "oh no." jenny buries her face in her tiny paws. grandpa bennie divorced georgette after she tried to make him realize that she wasn't cut out for the rural life.
Flag Football - Chapter 2
"hmmm, i do like barnyard bro. especially since i could add a honkytonk element to the club while still sounding frat-like. plus, i like the ring to it," calvin thoughtfully mentioned to no one in particular.
Pokemon Unevolved - Chapter 3
A place filled with cute barnyard pokémon? count her in! but nooo, some red-headed, sweaty weirdo had to give her an existential crisis and convert her to collect the unova badges. just perfect.
Working with Animals, Chapter Five
The entire room was a regular barnyard orgy, filled with donkeys of all shapes, sizes and fur colors. however this was a male-exclusive orgy, with every equine packing an impressive tube steak that would put even some horses to shame.
Tales of Filth and Corruption
My body wreaked like a garbage truck stuffed with dingy barnyard animals, and that only made me jack my cock faster, slinging bits of green stanky pre all over the place.
World's Worst Costume - 1
It wasn't too strong, and it wasn't an unpleasant smell, but it was familiar...a barnyard? he must have been really sweating in his suit if he was smelling like the inside of a barn.
Big Mac likes the shy ones
Big macintosh was sitting by the barnyard, scratching his head with one large hoof. he had noticed that every day now a single carrot went missing from his farm's carrot patch, and he couldn't figure out what in the world was stealing them.
Daily Trials
The idea of someone other than her or her extremely understanding fellow barnyard mutants handling her clothing was panic-inducing.